Two people found with light sabre injuries

[thetrooper]

What utter idiocy!

 

[Babbler]

They clearly forgot the duct tape, that's where everything went wrong.

Yes, it is the Jedi's secret weapon, like the Force -- it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together. Also standard issue for the Jedi knight -- can of WD-40.

But, it would cause confusion, which is what language is supposed to dispel.

Not if you are a lawyer or a government official. The language is your best friend for concealing the truth.