Two people found with light sabre injuries

[Lord_all_Mighty]

Better than saying gas, when you know it does not look like a gas!

Gas being short for gasoline

Anyway, to contribute to the thread, I am amazed at the stupidity of some people.

 

[Marla_Singer]

So they've taken a light tube, they filled it with gas, and they've lighted a match....???

 

[homeyg]

That is exactly how I would build a light saber... If I was a complete idiot that is...

 

[Fetus4188]

They clearly forgot the duct tape, that's where everything went wrong.

 

[WillJ]

I thought geeks were supposed to be smart.

 

[Global Nexus]

You're thinking nerds, Will, nerds. This is just sad, though. Sad but hilarious.

 

[plarq]

Gas=Petrol=Petroleum
Hey,fools here,fools there,fools everywhere,isn't it funny to live with them and laugh at them?Guys?Life without dumb is life without thumb!

 

[IglooDame]

"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid" - John Wayne

 

[eyrei]

You're thinking nerds, Will, nerds. This is just sad, though. Sad but hilarious.

Exactly. And for you nerds out there...your mission is to find me a copy of this videotape.

 

[stormbind]

petrol is short for Petroleum?

Better than saying gas, when you know it does not look like a gas!

I'm not bothered about what it looks like, but I am bothered about the American willingness to advocate ambiguity.

The British don't shorten petroleum to pet, so why do the Americans shorten gasoline to gas?

 

[IglooDame]

I'm not bothered about what it looks like, but I am bothered about the American willingness to advocate ambiguity.

The British don't shorten petroleum to pet, so why do the Americans shorten gasoline to gas?

You shorten petroleum to petrol, we're just a bit more efficient in shortening gasoline to one syllable instead of two.

 

[stormbind]

No, you are being lazy by reusing words for more than one meaning, and it's causing confusion

It would be more efficient to shorten the English language to one word of varying length or intensity: Ug!

But, it would cause confusion, which is what language is supposed to dispel.

 

[aneeshm]

Wouldn't a normal sword that was made hot enough to glow function just like a lightsaber ? WTH were these idiots thinking ?

 

[stormbind]

Or spray a bocken (wooden japanese practice sword) with glowing paint and play at night.

 

[silver 2039]

Fools everyone knows that you use a blow torch, a tube and a flashlight to make a lightsaber.....

 

[Grohan]

Hahaha! I have allways known that Star Wars fans are stupid!

Star Trek is way cooler

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Personaly, I dont think that they made lightsabers. They just made bangalore mines .

Yea that's what they made alright.

 

[classical_hero]

Perhaps they were trying to be Darth Vader. If you have not seen the film, this will most probably go over your head.

 

[silver 2039]

Haha but they need lava or plasma not petrol....Hmm... I wonder if the option to have youself rebuilt in a Darth Vader suit is avaliable....The breathing is great...

 

[Abaddon]

They clearly forgot the duct tape, that's where everything went wrong.

Without ducttape the world would fall appart