Hehe, that's kind of funny.
But anyways, scores from today:
Rangers 2-0 Anorthosis (Rangers advance 4-1 on aggregate)
Slavia 0-2 Anderlecht (Anderlecht advance 4-1 on aggregate)
Debrecen 0-3 Man. United (Man. United advance 6-0 on aggregate)
Club Brugge 1-0 Vålerenga (1-1 aggregate, Club Brugge advance 4-3 on penalties)
Ajax 3-1 Brøndby (Ajax advance 5-3 on aggregate)
Bremen 3-0 Basel (Bremen advance 4-2 on aggregate)
Inter 1-1 Shakhtar (Inter advance 3-1 on aggregate)
Villarreal 2-1 Everton (Villareal advance 4-2 on aggregate)
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No surprises here. The winning teams will be joined by Real Madrid, Milan, Barca, Bayern, Arsenal, Olympiakos, Schalke, Sparta Praha, Porto, Juve, PSV, Lyon, Chelsea, Lille, Benfica, and Fenerbahçe, in the group stage, and the draw is tomorrow IIRC.