Understanding Bar Talk

[Xen]

1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)


2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end... beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)


3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)


4. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)


5. "CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?" (FEMALE)
(I am really annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

 

[CrackedCrystal]

"Do you model?"
(Pity me because I only think I am suave and good looking enough to date a model.)

"Do you come here often?"
(I am looking for a girl that likes to get drunk because it will be an easy score.)

 

[Xen]

More Understanding Bar Talk

6. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE)
(You're paying more attention to your friends than to me.)


7. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)


8. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)


9. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 16.)


10. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .4 after my last visit here.)


11. "NO, REALLY, I'M OK TO DRIVE."
(I'm wasted, and I'm too embarrassed to have anybody see who I'm going home with.)