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Maniacal

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I have absolutely no idea how I am going to run this, but 40 I thought it would be fun. It will be a choose your own adventure story, but I want people to suggest what to do next and I will choose one of them, possibly the first but not nesecaraly. Or I may give a multiple choice poll and see which decision wins and then make the next picture (or pictures).
 
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It was a long day at the office, NAME worked 9-5 Mon-Fri for MANIAC (Monetary Assitance Nigerian Internet Advertising Company) in the E-Mail Department as a Creative Writer. This day had been aprticularaly rough as the software that randomizes capitalization and use of leet had been broken by a recent update and NAME had to add them in by hand, a complciated and time consuming process that involved many crumpled sheets of paper and overdosing on caffeine. He is currently just ending a call to his boss and the time is 4:55 PM.

User Input Required
- A name for the main character, this will be revealed in some way at some point. NAME is the current placeholder.
- What shall he do next?
 
He should be Bob Bobson. He should join the Red Army!
 
If he drops the "h" in John he could sing with a high pitched voice something non sensical and think of himself as one of the Elf peopel.

How the hell am I supposed to portray that? Anyways, I can't update for a few more hours so keep the suggestions coming.
 
He should say that he loves his boss before hanging up, due to force of habit

then spend several minutes feeling like an idiot and starring blankly at his monitor before facepalming
 
Deal. Updating now.

Does anyone have CivGeneral's steam id?



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Realising that you just told your boss "I love you" after he told you you could leave 5 minutes early, you spend the next 5 minutes staring blankly at your computer screen and facepalming, a nearby co-worker who overheard the conversation stares at you in shock.

Great, it is now 5:00 PM, you embarrased yourself in front of a co-worker and while talking to your boss on the phone, now what?
 
Kill them, the world must never know. Then start worrying about removing evidence because you watch to much CSI

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You spend several minutes considering mrudering your boss and co-worker but decide that you really aren't a murderor. It is 5:10 PM.
 
Doesn't matter, it's just a reference and I would've literally burst if I didn't post it. Ignore it. Carry on with your game.

(BTW, "a term used to describe a hot goth girl", apparently. News to me.)
 
before leaving for the day he decides to finally fix that picture that is hanging on the wall (The one that is backwards) but completely ignores the piling trash.
 
Just leave the building.

I would say headbutt the computer monitor, but you seem to not be allowing us to do crazy stuff. :(

I'll do crazy stuff but only if I can figure out how to do it or it isn't too complicated.
 
His name should be Joe the Freeman.

Next move: login to an anonymous web server and then surf the internet for computer hardware. See what the daily deal on Neweeg.com is.
 
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