You board the ship to Tropical Paradise Island, but as soon as it leaves port, a freak storm blows it off course and then sinks it. You wake up a few days later, on the shore of a deserted island. Which is also a desert island. What's conspicuously missing, however, is any dessert.
After spending a few days on the island, with no dessert, it really starts to wear on you, because you were only allowed to bring 3 CDs with you, and though you spent a LONG time choosing them, you're really getting sick of them.
Luckily, a raft soon washes ashore, and atop the raft sits a beautiful supermodel.
"Hello there," she says in a sultry voice. "Looks like you and I will be spending quite a bit of time together..."
Your heart races.
This is the moment you've been waiting for.
You cast a spell on her which puts her to sleep, steal her raft, and paddle back to the mainland. What did you think this was? Some kind of a joke?