Vikings Raped, Pillaged Then Did Ironing

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Militaristic, aye right.

VIKINGS were responsible for introducing ironing to Scotland.

The pillaging Scandinavians were surprisingly conscious of their appearance and regularly smoothed their clothes.

Excavations across Scotland have revealed evidence that the Nordic warriors used ironing boards and smoothing stones to make the job easier.

Dr Euan MacKie, of Glasgow University, said he found out about the ironing culture by chance 10 years ago, when his colleague's child found a piece of a whalebone on the Hebridean island of North Uist.

He said: "It is probably right to say Vikings introduced ironing to
Scotland.

"The archaeological findings from before the Viking era have produced no evidence of similar activity.

"But only a few of their ironing boards and smoothing balls have been found here.

"The ones that have been discovered have been in female burial sites, which suggests women did most of the ironing.

"Vikings tend to be known as murderous invaders and vandals but that was just the wild part of them."

It is believed ironing was initially introduced in areas where Vikings settled, such as Orkney, Shetland, the Western Isles and Caithness.

An excavation in Orkney uncovered a 950AD Viking whalebone ironing board from a burial ship.

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I always knew they had a soft side :D
 
Thus making you a target to pillage,plunder,and haul away to scandinavia...


(sorry for the spam XIII, but I think every one will admit that there just inst much to say- its a fact, and its humerous)

but to try and but some hisoty on it....

how do you think the practice of ironing originally starded amoungs our newfound nordic neat-freaks?
 
Originally posted by Xen
how do you think the practice of ironing originally starded amoungs our newfound nordic neat-freaks?
To impress women of course

They also combed their hair and bathed a lot :cool:
 
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