Virus Warning received from Police.

dogen

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Warning received from Police...

please read and pass along...

A t t e n t i o n :

This is very scary and is not a joke. Please read it

definitely is a serious threat to our lives and health.

This is an alert about a virus in the original sense of the word...... one that affects your body.....not your hard drive. There have been 23 confirmed cases of people attacked by the Klingerman Virus, a virus that arrives in your real mailbox, not in your e-mail inbox.

Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes, seemingly at random, to people in the U.S. and Canada. On the front of the envelope in bold black letters is printed
"A Gift For You From The Klingerman Foundation".
When the envelopes are opened, there is a small sponge sealed in plastic. This sponge carries what has come to be known as the Klingerman Virus and public health officials state this is a strain of virus they have not previously encountered. Those who have come in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been hospitalized with severe dysentery. So far seven of the twenty-three victims have died. There is no legimitate
Klingerman Foundation mailing unsolicited gifts.

If you receive an oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A Gift For You From The Klingerman Foundation". Do not open it !!!!! Place it in a strong plastic bag or container and call the police immediately. The "gift" is one you defiinitely do not want to open.
 
Where did you hear this? This is really scary... :eek:
 
Good god, man. Don't believe everything you get in your e-mail.
That screams urban legend. And if you don't believe me, check out www.snopes.com . And if you don't believe this usually reliable source of urban legend info, remind me to tell you the one about the guy who surfed his way down the WTC debris -- and lived! (Wish it were true, but it's not.)
 
Have you heard the one about the CDs that come in DVD type cases? They promise to load AOL on your computer and give you 'Lightning Fast Email' and 'Amazing Download Times' among other promises but just leave you with $21.95 a month less in your checkbook and bad taste in your month for online multiplayer games when using the service.
Oh, the DVD type cases are the only part of the package that are worth your time. So take the CD and the papers that come inside of the case and throw them away. Keep the package for storing CDs.
 
There was an email about Microsoft charging for Messenger but now, about 3 months later there still hasn't been anything else about it...So I was right to ignore it...

People believe this rubbish because it makes sense and we tend to want to believe them...also they are a conversation starter, like this thread for example or in a pub...
 
**** your smart man. I never thought of that.
But still, i can't see someone talking 2 someone else in a pub about some virus going around through letter boxes. :D
 
Yeah but there is other things that are funny like:

Man: hello the cup holder has broken on my computer...

(Ends with it being the CD drive :rolleyes: )
 
K. Lets have a compo then.

Make as many multipurpose items as possible.

eg. CD ROM Drive - Cup Holder


Kitchen Siv - Fish Net
 
Okay a door: works as a door and take it off its hinges and put it on some blocks...There you have it, a brand new table...
 
hahahaha..... u should be an inventor!!!! :crazyeyes

Toilet, can be used also as a toddlers swimming pool. *no barf icon*
Bed - Trampoline, cmon, u can't tell me u never did that as a kid!
Kitchen Table, well, we all knows what happens there... a different sort of eating. ;D
 
I forgot to add that if you make 2 oars out of the door frame you can use the door as a raft...
 
IF you keep the door as a table, put a block of 2x4 across the middle of it, chop the end of the oars off, get a ball, then you have a ping pong table!!!
 
How do you make the ball?

Drill 6 holes around the edge of the table (still on the bolocks and then make 20 balls and use the oars as cues...now we can play pool! :crazyeyes
 
You know how the end of brooms, oars etc are rounded? well you chop a bit of the end, then round it all out.
 
Ah I thought you were chopping the rest of the doorframe into small cubes and then sanding them into circles...
 
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