Weirdest thing the AI has ever told you

[Sh3kel]

Well, i'm playing around peacefully, when the Aztecs approach me with a rather peculiar request:

Join us in our war against hapless america, and together we will capture many warriors and joyusly sacrifice them in extremely unpleasant ways!


Naturally at this point I was laughing so loud, I stopped playing. After I courteously declined their offer, they attacked me and I was forced to go to war. I'm currently a few cities away from wiping them off the map (America).

What's the weirdest thing ever said to you?

 

[Black Fluffy Lion]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

from Catherine the Great. Now that's just scary

 

[Vinc]

The Aztecs are always funny

Here's a good one from them:
I have prayed the gods for guidance on your offer. They recommend that I laugh heartily and throw you into a pit filled with scorpions

LOL

 

[Buecephalus]

Once when my galley approached an Egyptian city Cleopatra appeared and said, "Xerxes, your idiot troops are bumbling around Thebes! They're stealing chickens and bothering the women!"

I thought that was pretty funny, but Montezuma definitely takes the cake.



"do or do not, there is no try."

 

[Panda]

Mao, when making 'outrageous' demands:

"Never! We wouldn't give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert!"

 

[jeffblackman]

You many not believe this but I was presented Hammurabi with some undesirable trade once and he responded:

"Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent."

Those of you who remember George Bush Sr. will think that's quite funny.

 

[smallstepforman]

The Persians were the 'head honchos' while I was 'smaller than ameoba', and the Persians demanded world map and 50 gold. After giving in to their demands, the response was:
"Make sure that we dont have to ask again." - brilliant.

 

[Anielewicz]

Can't quite remember exactly happened but here it goes:
Well Bismark of Germany demanded theology, world map, and 500 gold from me. Naturally I said no.

He said,"Ah, I always knew you had a backbone. It was a joke anyways.

 

[Bamspeedy]

I was playing as America, and I decided to attack the Iroquios. I signed a Right of Passage agreement before attacking, and then attacked with no warning. After I captured a few cities, we signed a peace treaty. I then asked for another Right of Passage agreement
The response was something like: "Sure I'll give you a Right of Passage - To H$LL!! I remember what you did to us last time we signed such an agreement!"

 

[Furry Spatula]

Talking to the Aztecs and opening up negotiations, we were at war:

I am sacrificing many of your warriors at the altar, and you are sacrificing many of my warriors, i trust the gods are appeased

Those aren't the exact words but it was something similar to that, My goodness, the aztecs are just useful too keep around for their humorous comments.

 

[Moulton]

Maybe it was just arrogance, but after I had the Romans down to four pop1 cities on a far-away island It turned out that they had left one unit on neutral territory. He tried to cross my land... I have no idea where he was going, since he could not get home that way.... I told him to get out... "Ah, you do have some backbone. I was beginning to wonder. Of course we will leave." But they didn't. I had just marched all over his empire, demanded the only useable city left to him as tribute, and he wondered if I had backbone?
I did. I sent a shipload of Samauri over and finished him off.

 

[Kefka]

Yes the aztecs ussually do have the best responses.

To celibrate our lasting peace I will sacrifice fifty of my best warriers!

I was thinking great he is killing off his army faster than I did

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Three words: increase your medication.

 

[Furry Spatula]

"Ah Cleopatra, i see your head is as empty as my coffers"

When asking Japanese and babylonians for cash

 

[God]

Well this one wasn't as wierd as some other people's.

Shaka of the Zulus came to me and threatened war unless i gave him one of my cities.
Naturally i said 'no' and he said something like:
"i commend your courage and will not attack" something like that.
Then he did the same thing 3 or 4 times in the game.
A bit stupid.

 

[Moulton]

Not directly in the game, but after a cultural win, playing some of the comments...
Zulu said, "I was already defeated, did you have to eliminate me?"
( I did take him off the map.)

 

[CrazyDuck]

the best i've found is when you open diplomatic talks with india and Gandhi asks you

'Would you like a Vegtable Curry'

oh yes please

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Cunobelin Of Hippo
Three words: increase your medication.

Are you talking to me cause Im the only one here so you must be talking to me.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Originally posted by Kefka

Are you talking to me cause Im the only one here so you must be talking to me.

What was that all about?

 

[Pggar]

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What was that all about?

Maybe he was out of his medication.

Hippo, I guess you didn't make it clear that your statement was an in game AI sentence. It looks like you're talking about Kefka's comment.