Weirdest thing the AI has ever told you

[siredgar]

Originally posted by jeffblackman
You many not believe this but I was presented Hammurabi with some undesirable trade once and he responded:

"Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent."

Those of you who remember George Bush Sr. will think that's quite funny.

That's quite ironic considering it was Bush who bashed up Iraq in the Gulf War.

 

[Switch625]

Quote from Bismark:

"The war against Rome proceeds as planned. Mighty Germany requires NO assistance from ANYONE! Got that?"

He was asking me (Egypt) to help him pound on Rome, and for a right of passage agreement as well.

I took him at his word, and turned him down.

 

[Curufinwe]

I think that the funniest was when Catherine told me "Have you come here to admire my beauty or do you have some real business" or something along those lines.

 

[1-800-DOCTORB]

One time I had close to 20 transports filled with modern armor, marines, and mech infantry sitting off russia's coast ready to wipe them out. All they had were riflemen and cossacks because they had no rubber for infantry, or oil for tanks. They had the nerve to demand a tech from me, or they would "squash my puny civilization." Naturally I refused and they declared war. Five turns later, I wiped them all out for their arrogance, and it felt damn good to do it too.

 

[sherod]

Originally posted by 1-800-DOCTORB
Naturally I refused and they declared war. Five turns later, I wiped them all out for their arrogance, and it felt damn good to do it too. [/B]

I tell you, I develop some deep anamosity toward some AI driven nations... At the moment I keep getting pestered by America for tributes... When I get nuclear weapons, they better watch out because I'm going to wipe them off the face of this planet.

Am I taking this too seriously?

(My wife insists she will divorce me if they release CivIV )