I start a game, play for a bit and find that I am surrounded by morons.
If you think that's a bad thing, then play multiplayer or a harder level. Otherwise, moronic neighbors should make your game that much easier (and possibly more enjoyable).
It's supposed to be a good thing to have neighbors? Not when their capital is ten tiles away from yours,
10 tiles is a dream come true. That's a rush waiting to happen.
and then they settle just above you before you can even get your first settler built.
At that point, don't build Settlers ... build Axemen.

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Alternatively, there are effective methods for building fast Settlers (like chopping & whipping for example).
Or how about when you start a game and you're surrounded by tundra and desert,
Find the seafood. Or regenerate.
or have no bronze OR iron anywhere,
Horses?
Didn't you just complain about neighbors being too close? Now you're complaining about them being too far away.
At any rate, isolation can be a very good thing, because then you can focus on peacefully expanding without any competition ... makes for great fun if you can hog all the religions on your little island.
Well, that's been every god---- one of my games for the past few days.
Wel, one option is to use the World Builder to check out a map before playing it. Just look at the map and where everybody is ... if you like it, then save it somewhere. Come back to it in a week ... you'll very likely have forgotten everything about the map except that you know it meets your standards.
This is only the beginning of the aggravation, though. No matter what I do, the results are a hard flick to my genitals. And I'm sick of it.
Some people actually get off on that.
I don't know how any of you can stand to play this piece of @#^& game.
I sit when I play.
Unless you like to be miserable?
Not particularly. Then again, it was only my first few games I'd count as "miserable".
Please. By all means, share with me the secret of this game's appeal.
Because it's challenging.
I see nothing redeeming in it at this point. I am very nearly ready to snap it and chew it up and eat it, then digest it, crap it out and mail it to Sid Meier.
I bet you could get a million hits on YouTube if you record that with your webcam.
EDIT:
I'd also like to reiterate some advice that was given in the thread
I will never be as good as you at Civ 4:
My #1 point of advice: post saved games and screenshots here in the forums for advice.
start a game on these forums and post saves and screenshots.
That is seriously the quickest & easiest way to get great advice and improve your game.
-- my 2
