What Happens Next?

[aronnax]

remain dead and limp, then all of the sudden cheese-eating surrender monkeys invade Germany

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

which was overrun and surrendered withing two days.

 

[Terrance888]

When the Cheese Monkeys are invaded by the Cheese eating French and swiss....

 

[lutzj]

Cheese, they became larger and ever more powerful (by adding cheese to their bodies.) Also, the best cheese-based defenses in the world stood no chance against them.

 

[Terrance888]

Except by cameras that have people say cheese, invoking and then _____ the cheese.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

transforming the cheese into huge cheese robots intent on destroying the world, which made the...

 

[Daftpanzer]

... giant mice take notice. The giant mice proceeded to eat the giant cheese robots. As a result, the mice became even bigger and more powerful. One mouse in particular...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

defied Perfection's giant death robots and made them come kill every life form on earth.

 

[Terrance888]

Including itself, whom it targeted first... the world is saved.

 

[lutzj]

Or is it? Mole-men invade humanity from UNDER TEH EARTH.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Only to be trounced by plywood alligators, which then proceed to...

 

[Stylesrj]

...spontaneously combust as Shane Schofield, the Scarecrow from those Matthew Reiley books rises from the rubble with his Maghook.

 

[Terrance888]

He did that to Boggy his BOOBS on TV! he tried to do that but...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Accidently swallowed 300 lbs worth of Big Macs and transformed into a black hole...

 

[Stylesrj]

...which sucked in all life until Schofield dropped a powerful explosive charge into which...

 

[aronnax]

cause the black hole to become a portal for Mexicans to go from Mexico to...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Soviet Russia. Then everybody realized time travel was possible and proceeded to...

 

[aronnax]

ignore such a discovery and watch bad hollywood movies staring Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan called...

 

[Terrance888]

'I am your ass! Just look down to find out!!!'

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

That movie title reminded people of Idiocracy (if you know the scene I'm referencing, you rule) and they simultaneously stormed Carl's Jr. for all of the world's bank accounts, causing...