What is the first thing you think....

[Obssesed Nuker]

When you see a pretty woman....

I typacilly(sp?) think "SHRINK HER!"....

I am such a wierd little boy.

 

[gr8ful wes]

I imagine her in a maids outfit doing my dishes and serving me breakfast.

 

[Rodgers]

I imagine the slient screams of ecstacy I could bring to her face. And try and get an eyeful of her knockers.

 

[Cobi1]

I have always wondered what goes through guys heads when they see some hottie... I will have to follow this thread for pure research and insight

 

[gr8ful wes]

Sorry Cobi, I didn't actually think that when I saw your picture. I was thinking Sheesh, if I were younger, I would surely like to wear a maids outfit and serve her breakfast.

Sorry, I couldnt resist. it is in the humor section afterall

 

[Cobi1]

Hey Wes,

That would work well with my French Maid/Materdee Fantasy!! Do you do the pool boy one in the summer time?

 

[Perfection]

A little memo in my brain goes, "look for nearby boyfriend or Husband before greating"

 

[Zcylen]

right perfection, thats a good advice

 

[cromagnon]

For the most part, I just think something to the extent of "Huh! Nice!"

But I'm boring. Not to mention

 

[KoRnEa]

i don't have time to think anything because as i turn my head, i don't see where i'm going and pain follows..

 

[napoleon526]

It's a good thing that females don't know just how much we guys think about sex, otherwise they'd become disgusted and humanity would go extinct.

 

[Darkness]

Something along the line of: "Let's not look at her to obviously or else my girlfriend's gonna start ..."
And then I hear her voice: "Who are you looking at this time?!?!"

 

[gr8ful wes]

Cobi, for you I would clean your pool, walk on water, even learn to swim!!!!!

 

[Panda]

Originally posted by napoleon526
It's a good thing that females don't know just how much we guys think about sex, otherwise they'd become disgusted and humanity would go extinct.

Originally from the Encyclopedia Pandica
nymphomaniac: a female who thinks as often about sex as an average male

 

[joukov]

Im a man so i usually imagine lots of nasty things to do( thanks to my balls who sends testosterone throught my body and my mind.

Sometimes i just wish to have my ball chop off and go live in a monastery. But that taught usualy d'ont last very long.

 

[gr8ful wes]

Well Joukov I can honestly say that thought has NEVER crossed my mind.

I will confess that durring every staff meeting I scan the entire room to alleviate boredom and imagine what the different women would look like if no one else were in the room but me and she. (imagining facial expressions, vocal sounds etc...)I swear that some of them have read my mind too!!!

 

[Zcylen]

well, Im a normal guy, I like girl's "rearsonality"

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

"What is the first thing you think.... "

Thinking is not much involved in my first response.

 

[cromagnon]

Yes, that's not really a reflex your brain has control over.

 

[gerryandersson]

Nice, Nice. And it usaly ends there.