What political type are you?

What political type are you?


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Pretty right wing on nearly every issue. Strangely I was very centrist by the Political Compass test.
 
Perfection said:
Sadistic power-hungry bastard.

You forgot the bits about being a eunuch and having webbed feet.
But that is why we love you.
 
Simon Darkshade said:
You forgot the bits about being a eunuch and having webbed feet.
But that is why we love you.
Last time I've heard neither of those have anything to do with political typing.
 
Perfection said:
Last time I've heard neither of those have anything to do with political typing.

Obviously you didn't get the memo from the Guardians of the Harem on their new political action/public pressure strategy, which tends to be more on the tax reduction side of politics.

The webbed feet indicate ability at jumping from pond to pond, indicating a most changable position on key issues that can sometimes alienate older constituents.
 
Simon Darkshade said:
Obviously you didn't get the memo from the Guardians of the Harem on their new political action/public pressure strategy, which tends to be more on the tax reduction side of politics.
I'm not sure how that corresponds to my testicle count.

Simon Darkshade said:
The webbed feet indicate ability at jumping from pond to pond, indicating a most changable position on key issues that can sometimes alienate older constituents.
Webbed feet are used in swimming not jumping, dear Darkshade.

I dare say that you are lacking in factual accuracy and coherentness on this day, it almost seems like you have been without the services of a boy of suitable character for at least a fortnight!
 
1.) It fits you to a T. Or lack thereof.

2.) Codswallop! All those bounders have them, not to mention a few cads.

3.) If you truly feel that way, then send a brace or four over. One can never get one's hands on enough boys of suitable character.
 
Simon Darkshade said:
1.) It fits you to a T. Or lack thereof.
But does it fit me because of my personality or because of my testicle count?

Simon Darkshade said:
2.) Codswallop! All those bounders have them, not to mention a few cads.
Yeah! Because they swim too!

Simon Darkshade said:
3.) If you truly feel that way, then send a brace or four over. One can never get one's hands on enough boys of suitable character.
Regrettably, I do not hire the services of many boys.
 
1.) Both do.

2.) You seem to be awfully informed for one protesting innocence.

3.) It is very regrettable. You are missing out on a world of tasty, healthy and interesting fun!
 
Between Libertarian and Right-Winger.
 
Technocratic Demosocialist Benevolent AI Dictatorship party.
 
Right winger. Slowly moving towards statist as our nation slowly abandons God. Without faith there as no moral backstop against bad behavior, all people worry about are rights and not the responsibilities that come along with them. If we cannot restrain ourselves, then the government needs to.

Maybe....
 
De Lorimier said:
Humanist. Any other label is political hackery to me. But apparently CFC loves them! Keep 'hem coming, they help to raise the level of debates so much!

:worship:
Or in other words,
You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

Or in still more words... make us a map with at least 1 well-defined dimension, admit that it doesn't begin to cover all the bases, and then I might see some point in placing myself on it.
 
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