What would you do?

[stratego]

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?















If you answer yes, you just killed Beethoven

 

[stratego]

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

 

[Achinz]

Q3: Here's a woman with problems. Her husband's Greek and he is more interested in horses and other women than in her. Her eldest son takes after his father though even more so with gay tendencies. They think he might have murdered his wife as well. And her sister died of unrequited love. The Government is cutting her pension and she can't afford to maintain her house. What should she do?














A: Abdicate her throne of course!

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Edit: spacing and typo

 

[kcwong]

Originally posted by stratego
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

If you answer yes, you just killed Beethoven

Wow

Makes you wonder, does Beethoven shares the same *father* as his eight siblings?

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by kcwong
Wow

Makes you wonder, does Beethoven shares the same *father* as his eight siblings?

Beethoven was actually (partially?) deaf.

He was the third child his mother had so the question isn't entirely right.

 

[The Person]

Originally posted by stratego
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the respons

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. [/B]

So sad, so true.

 

[Vraslosken]

Originally posted by stratego

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. [/B]

He didn't get to cheat on his wife, since he got married the day before he died.

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by Vraslosken
He didn't get to cheat on his wife, since he got married the day before he died.

And was only a vegetarian because of health problems.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Question 4:
You walk into a bar one night, and see Hitler, Stalin, and your absolute worst enemy. You have a gun on you, but only one bullet. You have to shoot one person. Who do you shoot?








































A:Hitler and Stalin are already dead.

 

[Wolfe Tone]

Originally posted by stratego
He's a vegetarian,

Yep, never trust a vegetarian

 

[stratego]

And was only a vegetarian because of health problems.

No, I think he was a vegetarian because he believed killing animals is wrong.

 

[Yoda Power]

Originally posted by stratego


No, I think he was a vegetarian because he believed killing animals is wrong.

No, one time his dog attacked a women, he then wanted to shoot the dog, but the women convinced him not to.

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Originally posted by SuperBeaverInc.
Question 4:
You walk into a bar one night, and see Hitler, Stalin, and your absolute worst enemy. You have a gun on you, but only one bullet. You have to shoot one person. Who do you shoot?

A:Hitler and Stalin are already dead.

But, they are drinking in a bar...it simply does not compute.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Originally posted by kittenOFchaos


But, they are drinking in a bar...it simply does not compute.

No, I never said they were drinking, I simply said they were in a bar. So their corpses and your worst enemy are all inside a bar, nowhere does it say they were drinking, or doing anything a corpse couldn't do.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

You are forced to go into one of three room:

1. A room with a raging fire.

2. A room full of trained assasins

3. A room full of lions that haven't eatten in months.

Which to go in?











Answer: Room 3. The lions would be dead if they havent eatten for months.