Who is more awesome?

[_random_]

Chuck is a tool

What did you call me?

 

[Annex]

Walker, Texas Ranger never jumped the shark.

 

[Cutlass]

Walker, Texas Ranger never jumped the shark.

That's cause it was never good enough to decline to the point where shark jumping was an issue.

What did you call me?

 

[Dumanios]

Ozzie Osborn bit the head off of a bat,not to be outdone,Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman.

 

[Flying Pig]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up,he pushes the Earth down.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up,he pushes the Earth down.

Honestly, I've heard that line so many times before already, it lost all its inherent charm...

 

[Annex]

That's cause it was never good enough to decline to the point where shark jumping was an issue.

What? It is the greatest show ever to be rerun on the Hallmark channel!

 

[Cutlass]

What? It is the greatest show ever to be rerun on the Hallmark channel!

Oh, please. Even the pilot wasn't good enough to rent a shark to jump.

 

[Annex]

Oh, please. Even the pilot wasn't good enough to rent a shark to jump.

But the fight scenes are better than the ones in the Matrix movies!

Sarcasm is so hard to do over the internet

 

[MagisterCultuum]

I wouldn't call either of them my idol, but I prefer Carlos Ray Norris.

 

[Flying Pig]

He invented a martial art - that makes him just a bit hardcore.

 

[mechaerik]

Someone once said that time stops for no man. Whoever he was, he never met Chuck Norris.

Spoiler :

I just made that up that fact.

 

[Mark Young]

The fonz could pull chicks and kick arse, whereas Norris never pulled chicks.

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[eastsidebagel]

The fonz could pull chicks and kick arse, whereas Norris never pulled chicks.

HERESY!!!