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Arrogant American
A man comes home one night to find his wife in the bedroom packing her bags. He asks her "Where are you going?", she answers "To Las Vegas." He then asks "Why are you going to Las Vegas?", she answers "Because, I heard that prostitutes there are getting $400 a pop for doing what I do here for free." The woman then goes to another room to gather some other things for the trip. When she returns, she finds her husband getting his suit case from the closet. She asks him "Where are you going?", he answers "To Las Vegas." She then asks him "Why are you going to Las Vegas?", He answers "Because, I want to see you live on $800 a year."
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Listen, strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system government.
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Listen, strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system government.
