Why did the chicken cross the road?
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The Person
Deity +2
The best!! Why?
Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
He's never gonna rest in peace.
Vancouver 2010
Getting Paid to Code
Here's a few new answers for Douglas Adams (although nothing's wrong with the current answer):
It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road, because in 5 minutes the Earth is going to be destroyed by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
-- or --
He was trying to get to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road, because in 5 minutes the Earth is going to be destroyed by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
-- or --
He was trying to get to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
RegentMan
Deity
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It was too chicken.
It was too chicken.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
I like Colonel Sanders' answer.
"I missed one?"
"I missed one?"
Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
Bob Hope's answer:
"Because he heard Jane Russell".
"Because he heard Jane Russell".
Tweedledum
Prince
Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a chicken, one giant leap for Chickenkind
Ian Paisley: The forces of the Antichrist as manifest in the Chicken of Rome have no business crossing the roads of decent, hard-working Protestant people and we will tolerate this abomination no longer.
Mohammed Al-Fayed: It was all part of a plot by the Establishment to deny me British citizenship.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens everywhere will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm... Chicken...
Ian Paisley: The forces of the Antichrist as manifest in the Chicken of Rome have no business crossing the roads of decent, hard-working Protestant people and we will tolerate this abomination no longer.
Mohammed Al-Fayed: It was all part of a plot by the Establishment to deny me British citizenship.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens everywhere will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm... Chicken...
Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
Donald Rumsfeld:
Questions that ask why are always interesting to me, because, as we know, there are known knowns; there are reasons we know we know. We also know there are reason unknowns; that is to say we know there are some reasons we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the reasons we don't know we don't know.'
Questions that ask why are always interesting to me, because, as we know, there are known knowns; there are reasons we know we know. We also know there are reason unknowns; that is to say we know there are some reasons we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the reasons we don't know we don't know.'
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