Well I was bored, and the crazy map intrigued me, so I decided to have a laugh and play this one. My usual play level is Prince, so I knew it was going to an embarrassing loss.
I decided to SIP, because all the flood plains would make a really nice bureaucracy capital, this was a bit of a mistake, because with the higher difficulty giving me much less free health for my city, I built the city and it was instantly unhealthy, There was also no food resources in my fat cross other than the pigs, which I couldn't even improve until I had iron working

So city growth was really slow.
Apart from the health issue, I also managed to lose my warrior in very few turns, which was not great, again I was too used to the lower difficulty bonuses, those animals are really quite nasty on immortal.
Other than those things it seemed somewhat normal playing on immortal for the first couple of turns, I think I built a worker, a warrior and then started on a settler, but then it happened, The Barbarians came...
The Barbarians seemed almost organised on this difficulty, since 4 warriors and an archer decided to come and do some pillaging in my city at the same time. They quickly destroyed everything that my worker had built around my city, and forced me to whip a warrior, then I think I got another one with the overflow. I also decided it might be a good idea to get archery, something that I usually ignore at the start of a game, and I also whipped out an archer. This whipping hurt, as my city was growing really slowly and I was trying to get a settler out, and I now only had 1 pop, and no improved tiles, and I don't think I had gotten any progress towards the settler from the whipping overflow. I managed to survive, but the barbarian offensive managed to kill off my game.
The settler took awhile to build in my 1 pop city, and I was too scared to let it leave my city without 2 archers escorting it and some more protecting my cap, so I had spend more time building extra archers. I settled my second (and last) city to the North, 1 tile North of a mountain. A few turns after this the AI managed to settle cities all around my tiny civilization, and I have to say I have never been so happy to see the AI close in all around me, this meant that the barbarian threat was over
At this point I was massively behind in techs, and had no space for new cities and almost no troops (4 archers, 2 warriors?), it was clear that as predicted I would fail terribly, and I decided that I would see how long it took for the AI to wipe me out.
This is the strange part, the AI didn't bother wipe me out, I managed to exist with my two cities for the rest of the game, I managed to avoid all wars and was still alive when the Romans won a space victory in 1824 AD (I was researching democracy at the time). Instead of destroying my tiny nation, the AI's actually seemed friendly. I was gifted 4 techs by the AI; Meditation, Polytheism, Horseback Riding and Monotheism. I had ignored these techs, so they were extremely old techs when I got them, but it was still really weird and generous of them (maybe it's because it is near Christmas

).
As well as the techs, the Romans actually came to me and offered a defensive pact with him, even though I still only had the 4 archers and 2 warriors, Does this usually happen? I was only at Pleased with the guy, and in my experience the AI generally only likes to give out Defensive pacts on Friendly. I accepted the defensive pact and that lasted until the end of the game. I have to say, from what I have seen the AI is much more friendly on Immortal
This game has made me appreciate how hard this game can be and makes me respect anyone who can get a win at such a high difficulty, I have no idea how you guys do it. I think I might stick with Prince in the future (with the occasional Monarch game, for when the Prince seems too easy). Oh well, I hope this story of my failure has been entertaining in some way. Also I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Ear!
