Would you go see a movie with only bad actors?

[RedRalph]

All the men get killed, and in respose, the two female actors bend over in miniskirts to tie their shoeleaces. the rest of the movie is this filmed from a rear view low angle camera.

 

[Dann]

Definitely yes! It will be the action movie to end all action movies!

Have to deposit my brain at the counter though...

 

[amadeus]

Would you still see it if Pauly Shore was in it?

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Would you still see it if Pauly Shore was in it?

As Gollum ? Definitely.

 

[Ramius75]

NO MORE PLANET OF THE APES REMAKES! EVER!

Charlton Heston and Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter are THE definitive Planet of the Apes actors. No remakes are necessary.

This is the definite Planet of apes actor. No makeup necessary.

 

[Swedishguy]

I would love to see the movie - if the name was "That 70's show The Movie".

 

[Mirc]

This is the definite Planet of apes actor. No makeup necessary.

Spoiler :

You. Win. The. Thread!!

 

[Abaddon]

I still want to see "I know who killed me" or whatever it is with Lilo in.. because of lilo being hot as.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Dissenting opinion, Lindsay Lohan is a good actor. Mean girls was excellent and about the most authentic, convincing high school movie I have ever watched.

Agreed.

And from an objective viewpoint, she was good in The Parent Trap as well.

I had to mention that last one; otherwise, people might reject our opinions by saying, "y'all just think she's hawt!" 12 year olds aren't hawt.

I still want to see "I know who killed me" or whatever it is with Lilo in.. because of lilo being hot as.

That looked like it would be entertaining... I'd consider watching that. I'm not going to see Georgia Rule, though.

 

[kuukkeli]

So if they made a movie with all these actors:

Steven Seagal
John Claude Van Damm
Stallone
Chuck Norris
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Jet Li
Arnold
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Garner

Hell, that film screams for Uwe Boll as a director That would be hilariously bad.

 

[Rossiya]

Stallone and Seagull are a different type of actor. In no way would I ever call them bad.

 

[Leonel]

I didn't go see Gigli.

 

[Stormrage]

I`d go see it, could be fun. It reminded me of that movie I saw on YouTube:

Street Fighter: The Later Years (to lazy to link now.. and probably later).

 

[Archbob]

You obviously have not watched enough Steven Seagal.

 

[EdwardTking]

Yes, I have seen all american movies.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Yes, I have seen all american movies.

Do you mean that you have seen every American movie ever made? Or that you have only ever seen American movies?

 

[EdwardTking]

Do you mean that you have seen every American movie ever made?

No, but I have seen all american [pause] movies.

Or that you have only ever seen American movies?

No, I have seen British and mixed cast movies too.

 

[DragonHawk]

Jet Li is not a good actor but he is still a good martial artist. I would watch the movie if it is about him kicking the asses of each and everyone of the listed actors

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

No, but I have seen all american [pause] movies.

Oh - you mean "all-American" movies, like Rambo or Red Dawn or something else absurdly jingoistic.

(Not that I have seen the aforementioned movies, I am merely making an assumption . . .)

 

[EdwardTking]

Oh - you mean "all-American" movies, like Rambo or Red Dawn or something else absurdly jingoistic.

(Not that I have seen the aforementioned movies, I am merely making an assumption . . .)

Exactly. And Rollerball, and the Running Man. etc etc

Now I could debate whether they simply star bad actors or merely star good actors
that are merely required to act badly, but the resultant effect is the same.

And I don't recomend them.

There are far better movies about. And American tastes are different.
For instance I thought that Last Action Hero was Arnie's best.