Yo Mama Jokes

[Brennus555]

Shaka and Tokugawa negotiating a peace deal.

 

[Plains-Cow]

Yo mama so friendly, she gives hugs to everyone who comes over the house!

 

[Uncle Sparky]

For those of you experiencing heavier than normal snow fall:

Side streets, lanes, and other secondary routes will be shoveled out after road crews have finished clearing major transit routes and highways.
As per usual, yo mama will be plowed first.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Your mother is so fat that when her beeper goes off people believe she is backing up.
would have posted the robot chicken clip but i cannot find it.