Yo Mama Jokes

[Kyriakos]

Indeed, that was good

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Yo momma's so fat, she has enough mass to go supernova at the end of her life.

 

[Daedwartin]

 

[WhiteRobber]

yo momma so fat, she things this is exercise:

Link to video.

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

Yo mamma's so fat, light bends around her.

 

[choxorn]

Technically, light will bend around any object with any mass, you'd just need a pretty huge object for it to bend any noticeable amount.

 

[PhroX]

Haha, very good.

Reminds me of one I read somewhere a while back (probably this thread actually but I can't be botehred to check...) : Yo mama's like Marxist socio-economics: every worker gets a share

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

Haha, very good.

Reminds me of one I read somewhere a while back (probably this thread actually but I can't be botehred to check...) : Yo mama's like Marxist socio-economics: every worker gets a share

Also,

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-yo-mama-joke-classless-Marxist.jpg

 

[da dick]

your momma so full of mass, her ex-boyfriend described him as a "black hole sun"

 

[Wondering Kid]

Yo momma is so ugly, the Boogeyman has nightmares about her.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Santa is no longer allowed to say, 'Ho, Ho, Ho', because it triggers yo mama!

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Spoiler :

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Yo mama's so ugly the whole world faked a plague just to make her wear a mask.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Yo mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

 

[Sarin]

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she visited Middle East they invented burquas.

 

[RobS]

Yo Mamma so ugly, she make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[RobS]

Your mother is so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Your mother is so fat, when they used the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Yo mama's so ugly she walked into a haunted house and scared out all the ghosts!

 

[Brennus555]

"Yo mama's so fat she makes China look like a gnat"