A random messenger: My lord, my lord, they are coming for us! Ahhh, we're all going to die!
A random leader: Worry not, my friend. We have invested in Naval Tech 3. We can set sail for the high seas and run away; run away to live and fight another day!
A random advisor: My lord, I think that now would be a good time to remind our allies of our mutual Defensive Pact.
A random leader: Ahhh, yes, very wise you are. Messenger!
Another random messenger: Yes, sir!
A random leader: Send word to the United African Union! They must bring their forces to bear on the enemy's navy! The enemy must not pursue us by water if we are to make our escape a good one.
Another random messenger: So you say, so it shall be done.
Some time later...
The same other random messenger: Oh great and mighty Dhoomstriker...
Prime Minister of the UAE: Oh, don't worry about formalities, my good ally, you may call me Dhoom.
The same other random messenger: Very well, Your Dhoomship, it has come time for you to honour our pact.
Prime Minister of the UAE: Never you fear. Our ships have already set sail. As we speak, our frigates are wreaking havoc in the ports of your enemy. It won't be long now before the world hears of the gory details. Now, off with you--I have other pressing matters to attend to!