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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Metal Alloy Man, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. Metal Alloy Man

    Metal Alloy Man Back in Black

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    This movie really disappointed me and I expect more from Adam Sandler and Happy Madison. It was aimed mainly at older women in my opinion. They overdid the sexual part of this movie and the whole dancing pants bulge was just gross from somebody like me's perspective. The best part is at the beginning when he fight's Phantom and Rob Schneider's character, otherwise this movie disappointed me.What're you're thoughts:confused:
     
  2. Angry Ninja

    Angry Ninja Chieftain

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    I was really looking forward to this movie... The trailer looked really good, but after reading pro critics' reviews and casual watchers' reviews like yours I'm coming to the conclusion that it's just that, a good trailer...
     
  3. WICKLC1

    WICKLC1 King

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    I didn't even expect it to be good. I must be ahead of the curve!
     
  4. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

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    People expected this to be good?
     
  5. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    Go see Kung Fu Panda instead. It was really funny.
     
  6. LightFang

    LightFang "I'm the hero!"

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    I was supposed to watch both of these movies and ended up unable to.

    :(
     
  7. cubsfan6506

    cubsfan6506 Got u

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    I thought it would be bad. I unfortunately was right. (I was dragged to if by friends.) I don't really expect that much out of Sandler anymore. His last great one was the one where he lives in Hawaii, you know the one where the girl has memory problems. The Longest Yard sucked, Chuck and Larry was alright, and Clicked was only funny for half and did manage to make me cry.
     
  8. MadScotsMan

    MadScotsMan The Ruler of Cattle

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    I loved it! Okay, not loved, but it was a good way to spend the afternoon.
     
  9. Fifty

    Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I don't know who is more pathetic: people who went to that movie expecting it to be good then were shocked that it wasn't good, or people who actually thought it was good.
     
  10. Brighteye

    Brighteye intuitively Bayesian

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    Indeed I do not. But who or what is The Zohan?

    What's the film about? What's the basic plot?
     
  11. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    if you mean percental, you are in for a dissapointment:
    150% of 0 is still 0 ;)
     
  12. obliterate

    obliterate Warrior Monk

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    I've never heard of this movie. It obviously wasn't good enough for Australian viewing standards.
     
  13. IceBlaZe

    IceBlaZe Atheist Proselytizer

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    Didn't know aussies had standards.
     
  14. Rossiya

    Rossiya Fridge Magnet Porn

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    Never heard of this moovy.
     
  15. obliterate

    obliterate Warrior Monk

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    didn't know Israelis weren't Jewish. ;):p
     
  16. Rossiya

    Rossiya Fridge Magnet Porn

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    I'm an Israeli Muslim.
     
  17. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    The basic Plot is the Zohan is a super secret Government Spy in Israell, but he has had enough of the life so he intends to live a quiter life by being a hairdresser. I think that is the basic plot. Yeah it does not have great promise and you see a scene where is in really tight cut off jeans. :vomit:
    I have seen the previews for it twice in the last two movies I had seen. I did not think it would be any good. I think it is meant to come out very soon, but it will flop badly.
     
  18. Huayna Capac357

    Huayna Capac357 Deity

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    For some reason, I thought you were Russian (maybe because your name is "Rossiya")

    Anyway, every single review I have heard for this movie said it was bad. They played a clip on NPR from it and it sounded disturbing....it was the part when he's talking to the kid about slashing the jugular.....:(
     
  19. Ansar

    Ansar Détente avec l'été

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    Hey, I c wut u did there.
     
  20. obliterate

    obliterate Warrior Monk

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    I thought you were British.
     

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