Your Evil Plan

[Virote_Considon]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

 

[Zack]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

 

[_random_]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


Done properly, with some tweaks, that could actually make a decent story.