It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World

OOC: would Sam and ailedhoo PLEASE unblock me in iotchat PM so i can talk to them IOT stuff? HJ assured me 100 times that i won't get unbanned so yeah.


IC:I doubt the Greeks will accept. They will want Italy for sure. And I am not willing to give it.

OOC: there is PM on CFC yes?

IC: a cease fire will delay the taking and allow the Greeks to reflect on their actions, leading them to realise that a united Italy would make a strong ally against the Serbians.
 
OOC: there is PM on CFC yes?

IC: a cease fire will delay the taking and allow the Greeks to reflect on their actions, leading them to realise that a united Italy would make a strong ally against the Serbians.

"Greeks reflect on their actions"
"Greeks realise that united Italy is good"...

The new Emperor of the Soviet German Hippy Federation, Karl Vladimir III, laughs at the Manx leader's political jokes.
Still, if the Greeks stop their madness about South Italy and Sicily, they'll be left alone.

the Soviet German nations call for help from it's other allies: Catalonia, Switzerland, Bosnia, Romania, Estonia, Tunisia, Russia, and Italy .
Sweden will go down, along with the Sjrb Empire and Scotland
 
Ya know, the gm said stop since he is writing up the update. So please stop.
 
We do not want all of Italy. We only want (and have in our control) Magna Grecia (South Italy and Sicily).
 
Edit: Nvm Scotland is the best
 
Update 3 - Serbia Strikes Back
(2 September 2013)
My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.





News on the March

The sudden resignation of Patriarch Ilija Mozherić has spurred the Sjrb Empire's rivals to flex their muscles, resulting in a string of wars across the globe. But Srbija refuses to go down quietly, beginning full mobilization of its hitherto-untested military. Can its many enemies exploit the destabilization of its colonies to cut it down to size, or will the coming months prove talk of Sjrb "decay" to be tragically premature?

German advances into Bohemia and Alsace-Lorraine resolved to resounding success, but its salient against Belgrade ended in disaster with the assault force virtually destroyed. The ensuing retreat has seen Sjrb armies advance into Germany's southernmost territories; while German lines appear to be holding, such a crippling blow in the overture bodes ill for the war effort. Meanwhile, German-aided agitation has seen outright rebellion in Estonia and Russia, although its attempts at inciting revolt elsewhere were confounded by logistics.

The province of Catalonia has thrown off the Sjrb yoke, but its designs west critically underestimated the strength of the 7th Army. Unable to counter Sjrb air power, the Catalans were routed from Aragon while continued Sjrb naval superiority quashed attempted landings in the Balearcs. However, the rebels managed to fortify their hold in Valencia.

Sjrb and Manx armies clash on all continents with Illiam's rejection of the ultimatum and the contested land polarizes as troops latch on to whatever they can grab. Srbija makes a wide-scale strategic withdrawal from Chavezland, freeing up forces to combat the Manx in force in Central America, routing them north. The Manx fleet heading to what they thought was an independent Italy was ambushed by elements of Mediterranean and Atlantic Fleets near Gibraltar, resulting in heavy losses and the capture of the Doge of Wales.

Uday Hussein, exhibiting wisdom becoming of a great falcon, has exploited the Sjrb-Manx skirmishes to rally the people to his cause; three Iraqi provinces are now fully independent. Should he so choose, it would not take much more effort to expel the weakened invaders completely.

Meanwhile, Sweden has exploited the Imperium's overflowing self-confidence to trick it into a suicide attack against Chavezland. With Swedish support, the Chavistas slaughtered the amphibious assault on Peru and drastically cut down their holdings in Brazil. The Swedish army, discovering its original plan was a bit too ambitious logistically, could not assist in repelling the northern landings, and the Manx have established an extremely shaky beachhead in Guyana.

India has turned into a bloodbath as Sweden launches a full-scale assault on the Manx contestations. Front lines are beginning to harden, but much land remains in chaos with no clear controller. Swedish support has helped the Scots independence movement to drive the Manx from the highlands, while amphibious incursions have struck the Manx heartland in northern Ireland and the English coast. Surrounded by enemies, will the self-proclaimed usurper of the Sjrb mandate find itself prematurely extinct?

The Society of Friends is now widely considered a non-entity. The ill-advised assault on Crete all but annihilated its remaining combat personnel. Sjrb airstrikes on Síros keep Tsipras and his cronies cowering in their bunker as the ever-dwindling fanatical youth that constitute his supporters continue to slaughter themselves on the beaches.

Earthquake in the Pacific. Pan Pacific Defense Corps placed on high alert.


GM Notice
I've updated the player list with links to the closest posts I could find that constitute a nation bio. If there's a different post you want to use as your main index, let me know and I'll add/change it.
 
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Ragequit.
 
TO: Karl Vladimir III of Germany
FROM: Kindral Ants Laaneots, Most Benevolent Leader of the Republic of Estonia

Hail Karl Vladimir!

While Estonia is forever grateful for your assistance in the realization of our fight for freedom, we must respectfully set aside talk of military ventures for the time being, as we are currently focusing all our attention on the tiny matter of securing full independence. Once Estonia has achieved political sovereignty and is in a position to take stock of its military strength, we shall give a definitive response.

XOXO
Tanki Ants


TO: Karl Vladimir III of Germany
FROM: Vitaly Smedranev, Premier-to-Be of the Restored Russian Federation

Dear Karl,

The red-blooded revolutionaries of Russia are currently combatting the Czarist swine that hold Petersburg hostage, and as such, could not commit to fighting foreigners who are literally right next door. Perhaps once we have liberated the Motherland from the imperialist dogs you should ask us again.

Yours truly,
Vitaly
 
Ragequit.

My sides are trascending reality. You cannot seriously be this euphoric and sane at the same time. They are orbital.
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Note to self: arab leaders + photoshop = funny fails.
Question to Uday: how come your sides are so... caucasian?
 
The Council of the War has been forged by the Emperor's directory so that the Imperium may direct efforts against the aggressors: a special branch will focus on Scotland while much of the Council will focus on the Swedish aggression, along with the South American crisis.

The Council is to be leaded by the Grand Marshal, Grand Admiral and Grand Air Chief, with the Commander of the Imperial Guard and the Heir to the Throne being the fived and first of the leaders respectfully, all to help the Emperor lead the war efforts.

Glory to Man!
 
I , King Karl Vladimir III of the HFSG, claim leadership over the entirety of the unclaimed land in the entire world. I also annex the Sjrb Empire, the Greeks, the Imperium of Man, Catalunya, Chavezland, Scotland, Sweden, Iraq, Canada, the "country that hugs the Pacific" (direct quote from it's leader), New England, georgia and the whole wide world, complete with all other countries named and unnamed.
THE WORLD IS MINE.
I WON.
Also, I killed al jaegers and all kaiju.

Spoiler :

ragequitting actually.
Leaving Prussia to Chavezland, Austria to Scotland, the northern half of my coutnry to the imperium of Man, and the other half to New England. Sweden gets only the other half of Holstein.

 
TIL what Nedim's back looks like.

As for the PPDC: ignore them, for their "Kaiju" threat is fake.

You know, if this was the Cold War era, your propagandized denial might work, but the fact of the matter is, giant aliens are here for take-out surf and turf, and there are petabytes of data to prove it.
 
My sides are trascending reality. You cannot seriously be this euphoric and sane at the same time. They are orbital.

Your sides have caused mine to follow the same path.

The Council of the War has been forged by the Emperor's directory so that the Imperium may direct efforts against the aggressors: a special branch will focus on Scotland while much of the Council will focus on the Swedish aggression, along with the South American crisis.

The Council is to be leaded by the Grand Marshal, Grand Admiral and Grand Air Chief, with the Commander of the Imperial Guard and the Heir to the Throne being the fived and first of the leaders respectfully, all to help the Emperor lead the war efforts.

Glory to Man!

OOC: Wasn't your heir to the throne one of the pilots present at the airfields, and the only one who was ordered to be captured? :p

ragequitting actually.

Link to video.

TIL what Nedim's back looks like.

We learn something new every day.

To the Sjrbs, Scotland, Iraq, and Georgia
From the President of Sweden

Greetings, dear friends. It appears that we share a common enemy in the Imperium of Man. Would you all accept a temporary alliance, as to ensure peace and stability in the world by defeating the Imperium?

To New England
From Sweden

Dear friend, our fight is not with you. If you refrain from starting a war with us, we promise peace and security. If you wish to carry on with this, however, then we have no fear.

To Chavezland
From Sweden

Until this war is over and we have time for such talks, is it acceptable for us to share the lands in South America that we both lay claim to?
 
Catalunya shall remain neutral in the current anti Manx conflict, since we are busy fighting the damned Srbjs. But the peoples of Scotland, Chavezland and Sweden enjoy the full sympathy of the Catalan people.
 
To: Sweden
From: New England

My children are married to the Emperor of Man's Children it is my duty to support my family and friends.
 
The Democratic Republic of Georgia has announced that Lev Davidovich Bronshtein, Ukrainian nationalist leader, has joined forces with the Georgian Army. Using his extensive military history, he will be training the army in preparation for a conflict with the Manx. In return, Georgia is promising support for Ukrainian nationalist groups. Long live the Republic! Death to the imperialists!

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The new advisor addressing his troops.
 
The Imperium of Man finds how Sweden calls us "oppressive" rich: they claim to be anti-imperialist, let they carve their own empire across the world and have backstabbed a would be ally! Do not trust Sweden or you will know betrayal!

Scotland will be restored to the Grand Duchy it is: India as a grand dukedom (after we have taken it from the betraying Swedish scum) to the one who brings us the self proclaimed "King" James of Scotland, dead or alive!

As for Sweden: the punishment for threatening the Imperium is destruction. We will gladly make as much of Scandinavia as possible Manx in roots to the Norse aspects of the Manx culture.

South America will be seen to in time, as will any others who dare threaten the Imperium!

Georgia will have a chance to surrender to us so that we may forgive them or be punished for going against us!

As for Serbia: their death will be our blessing as we will gorge on their blood and, filled up, ensure order in this world!

Glory to Man!
 
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