It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World

TO: Prime Minister d'Entremont of Canada
FROM: Bešo Bešić, Minister of External Affairs

We are glad the Canadians at last realize war against Srbija is doomed to failure, but if your government thinks it can simply smash and grab like a group of common thugs, it is sorely mistaken. As Canada seems intent on putting a price on human lives, we deliver the following counter-offer: In addition to assuming all fiscal responsibility incurred for Sjrb expulsion, Canada will pay a compensatory fine of €25 billion in recognition of the lives lost and property destroyed in its unlawful act of aggression.

To Bešo Bešić, Minister of External Affairs for the Srbija
From the Duchess of Cornwell.

I wish to request aid in my struggle against Emperor Illiam II of Man. My desire is simply to ensure the Imperium's glory. I sense that if I were Empress of Man the Manx and the Serbians would work well together. Granted there is Egypt but we can come to a joint settlement? There is room on this planet for two large empires after all and the Manx and Serbians both fit those roles.

Assist me in my struggle and I will be a great ally. Failure to assist and if I end up Empress of Man somehow then I will remember. Note that me as a ally could allow better chance in case of another conflict with Canada. Note well as my honour will help enhance the Imperium greatly and in turn enhance the Serbians greater still.

Decide well the future of Man!

I'll type up some stuff soon.

INTRODUCING
The absolute GREATEST, BEST, and all-around AWESOMEST country in the world...

Tyo wins.

Chechnya.

moar incuming pls.

TO: Duchess Ysbal of Cornwall
FROM: Bešo Bešić, Minister of External Affairs

While the course of the Manx civil war is far too unsettled for us to make any long-term pronouncements, Srbija is deeply interested in securing additional vectors for the overthrow of the upstart Illiam. Friendly ports on the English coast would save us considerable time and effort in establishing a military presence within striking distance of the capital region. If the Cornish can secure a base of operations and agree to hosting Sjrb forces, we will strongly consider military aid.

(I take it this means you've switched to the Cornwallites, Ailed?)


AtTENtion, DUELlists! My hair has an update for you tomorrow!

Thorvald of Lym said:

TO: Duchess Ysbal of Cornwall
FROM: Bešo Bešić, Minister of External Affairs

While the course of the Manx civil war is far too unsettled for us to make any long-term pronouncements, Srbija is deeply interested in securing additional vectors for the overthrow of the upstart Illiam. Friendly ports on the English coast would save us considerable time and effort in establishing a military presence within striking distance of the capital region. If the Cornish can secure a base of operations and agree to hosting Sjrb forces, we will strongly consider military aid.

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To Bešo Bešić, Minister of External Affairs
From Duchess Ysbal II of Cornwell

Cornwell itself can be a host for your forces. I will order a assault on England, leaded by myself personally with 7500 troops; additional are still to arrive to aid my cause. I have however access to some cruisers and heavy tanks, as well as one iconic Magnus super tank that can be used as a status symbol of my revolt against the illegitimate Illiam II, for he has proven himself unworthy of hosting a crown on his head, especially one of imperial prestige. The Manx Empire is falling under his weight; our Indian provinces are in revolt, the Grand Duke of Persia has perclaimed himself a rival empire, the blasted Scots are going to be joined by the Irish and Welsh while the Order of Free Celts are plotting to make the same chaos hit my duchy! I cannot stand while Illiam proves ineffective. Help me so that the Isle of Man and as much of its empire as possible can be saved! Once this is done I ensure you we can write the lines between the Serbian and Manx empires, with Egypt opted to be shared between us.

Consider well as I secure English ports so you can help me take on the Isle of Man itself!

(I take it this means you've switched to the Cornwallites, Ailed?)

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OOC: truth be told I have not made a final consideration: I just felt like RPing a alliance between Cornwell and Srbija.

Although the idea of playing a royal scheme does amuse me...

O what the heck! I am going Cornish!

I'll type something up in a bit.

Update 5 - All Quiet on the Western Front
(18 September 2013)
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.




News on the March

Peace on the American front? The sudden death of Prime Minister Gauthier seems to have eased what had been a vendetta in Canadian foreign policy. Sjrb diplomats have seized the opportunity to press for reparations; but will the haggling take place on the boardroom or battlefield?

To: Santa Claus
From: Minister of Defense and Foreign Affairs of Sweden, Tom Haav

We've been mostly good but Sweden wants us to look naughty. Don't listen to them. So, for Christmas, all citizens of Finland want one thing! Weapons with which we can defeat Sweden and reclaim our independence.

To the Manx Imperium
From the Republic of Sweden
I think our point has been proven. We would like to begin negotiations as to the terms of the peace.

To the Finnish Rebels
From the Republic of Sweden
We regret your decision to not settle this peacefully. Your refusal to lay down your arms puts us in a state of war.

To Illiam II, soon to be ex-Emperor of the Imperium of Man
From Ysbal II, Duchess of Cornwell

My dear blood relative

Surrendering land to the Swedish will not be allowed, nor will your continued rule. I will suggest you give up your crown and send it to Cornwell; with the Serbian and the popular support the crown will be mine! I suggest you end this cleanly by surrender to me: the alterative will a bloody end of you, sometime I am prepared to commence in the name of protecting the Imperium from your foolish rule!

Long live for the Imperium!

Preemptive announcement of the existence of this mercenary-state I have going on here. In case I don't finish this comic strip in time. Our super-awesome-elite-kickass mercs will kill all the bad guys as defined by you before you can say "Chimichanga!"

Tyo said:

Preemptive announcement of the existence of this mercenary-state I have going on here. In case I don't finish this comic strip in time. Our super-awesome-elite-kickass mercs will kill all the bad guys as defined by you before you can say "Chimichanga!"

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To the mercs
From the Duchess of Cornwell.

What is the price for you to help me replace the Emperor of the Imperium of Man?

Usually mercenaries are given a price and then do whatever you want if it sounds right. It also goes to the highest bidder.

Tyo said:

Usually mercenaries are given a price and then do whatever you want if it sounds right. It also goes to the highest bidder.

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How about the hand of one of my children in marriage, so that you can start a noble dynasty? My 4th born, 19 year old Joannia, may be in marriage to thee.

Once I gained the Imperial Throne I will access the imperial coffers to see you do not only have gold but also access to Manx weapons such as hover tanks.

We have pony merchandising. Loads of it.

JoanK said:

We have pony merchandising. Loads of it.

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There be camels in Egypt, one of the Imperium's land. The Duchess of Cornwell also has a personnel stables for high bred horses and ponies. We will compete with the Catalans if you want to ride a creature.

Sneak peak!


Jpg messed up the quality, but I think you can make everything out.