It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World

Our bullets go to(and not into!)...

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SRBWHATHAVYA!

We(I, Deadpool) would like to say that both applications were heavily considered(not really), and we (I) have decided in all our(my) wisdom(this is pretty much on a whim), that our(my) mercenaries would make the larger profit going to..

Ah screw it this Diplomattic fancy-talk is stupid. Srbwhatever gave us the better deal, so we're(I'm) taking it. Also, their message was a lot more fulfilling what with the broken English and funny accent I read it in. Or maybe that was the voices. Either way, our(my) boys will be shootin' whoever Srbwhatever wants!

Rustle up your boys and sail on over to Britain. It's open season on the Imperium of Man including Ysbal's cronies.

—Miljan

Thorvald of Lym said:

Rustle up your boys and sail on over to Britain. It's open season on the Imperium of Man including Ysbal's cronies.

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Did somebody say "Open season on the Imperium of Man"?!

"Ms. Seong. It appears that whoever was in-charge of Japan disappeared for a long long long time and it's overrun by foreign occupation."

"Like who" Seong Mina said to her lieutenant as she overlooks the Yalu river.

"Well, we've got the Imperium of Man and the Pan Pacific Defense Corps."

Seong Mina gives a long hard stare at the mention of the Imperium of Man before spitting onto the ground. "What about the Pan Pacific Defense Corps?"

Her lieutenant fumbles amongst the paperwork inside the tent "They're only existence is to combat the kaiju".

Seong then facepalms and lets out a huge sigh "Somebody's been watching too many old Japanese monster movies again." She then faces her lieutenant once again "Well, that only leaves a lame duck government in Japan and a foreign occupier." She then grabs an M16 rifle and makes way to lead the charge to take back Korea and Japan. DC4s and 6s took off from hidden bases within the Korean Rebel camps behind the Yalu River, dropping leaflets in mainland Japan to rally the cause to Seong's cause.



(Naturally, the capital is gonna be Seoul)

"My Duchess... I..."

"Yes I know the news; never trust a Serbian to honour an alliance. The merceneries we have called for are now our enemy. The Serbian have double crossed us. Illiam, despite his falling, is in a too secured position; the ship will have to sink to the depths before he ends up drowning. The "independent movements" are now going to get energy; from Greenland to Persia to Australia is a spring of chaos spreading through the land."

"We can still..."

"Fight till our end? What then? What of Cornwell? Already the so called "Free Celts" have been infiltrating my body of government. I fear my vision of a united constitutional Imperium has been sweped in favour of a world where the aging and decaying Serbian Empire lasts longer then the iron willed Manx Empire. Our will is being melted..."

"You plans to counter this?"

"What can I do? My hope lays in the independence movements ironically; the mercs wants to keep their land and Serbia cares not for independence. I feel that it will be open season on empire."

"I see my lady."

"We will undergo our current operations in England and Wales while conducting our remaining levies to defence reactive protocol. Illiam has a advantage now; so many enemies will cause wide desire for a way to counter invasion. The Canadians... if they and Sweden could see the light of aiding our struggle... if independence movements like Scotland realised the greater enemies are shared... we could have a season on the most deviant forces of chaos."

"As you will my lady."

"For now... when the Imperium die? That will be the question."

d00d that was a private correspondence you're not supposed to know..!


If Tyo's got battle plans, speak now and I'll start the update.

Start the update!


Link to video.

As for the talk: everybody in the Imperium is paranoid.

Thorvald of Lym said:

Attention turns to Scotland, who, as representative of the only major actor excluded from the negotiations, must ultimately decide whether to push for an early peace that would likely benefit the Manx, or continue the conflict in the hope of breaking Illiam at the cost of virtually everyone involved.

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As always Scotland maintains its stance. There will be no peace in our time until Scotland is completely free of the oppressor Illiam.

Our only goal is an independent Scotland. Can not Man see that it should let us have what we want and not endanger its own survival. They are pressed from every side. Surely a a peace now granting Scots independence would be very much in the interest of the entire world.

Robert Can't said:

As always Scotland maintains its stance. There will be no peace in our time until Scotland is completely free of the oppressor Illiam.

Our only goal is an independent Scotland. Can not Man see that it should let us have what we want and not endanger its own survival. They are pressed from every side. Surely a a peace now granting Scots independence would be very much in the interest of the entire world.

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The Duchess of Cornwell warns you that Illiam may not change his mind. The solution hence? Ally with I and together we can slay Illiam so I can claim the throne... then we will talk of the future of Scotland.

Finland's Secret Services manage to sneak through Swedish territory , at the border with Santa's Village. and boarded 71 men on a stolen Swedish warship. The warship will be sent past Russia, down the Pacific ocean, We do not wish to reveal the final destination yet, but we ask for acces to Sjrb, Pan-Pacific and Japanese ports. We also ask Iraq and Scotland for non-aggressiveness pacts.

Sorry been busy. Just like, invade Britain or something. That's who we're supposed to be shootin', right?

Tyo said:

Sorry been busy. Just like, invade Britain or something. That's who we're supposed to be shootin', right?

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Cornwell's reaction division: deply to rapidly react to the traitors' coming! Set bombers to blow out transport vessels and submarines to prey! Have our rocket artillery blast them! Order our battleships and cruisers to hit! Have our anti-sub submarines hunt other submarines! Set out our gulls! Do all needed to keep the invading swine out of the future empire of Ysbal!

Finland rejects the proposal to invade Britain. They're out of reach anyways. And the climate in there is awful.

Update 6 - Fatality
(29 September 2013)
What is lacking at present is a powerful force from outside to break the stalemate.




News on the March

Reorganizing itself in Central America, Srbija has crushed the Panamanian rebels. De la Fuente has been arrested and taken into custody, while Sjrb overtures to Honduras will likely see a final assault against the Manx designed to clear them from the region once and for all.

Northern Korea has seen a fresh uprising against the Japanese invaders. The insurgent leader Seong Mina seems intent on taking the fight all the way to the archipelago itself, pronouncing war on Japan and the Manx alike.

The anti-Manx coalition struggles to hold the line as the British garrison proves harder to crack than anyone anticipated, even as Illiam's inner circle begins to openly question his competence. Rumours abound that the Imperium may employ drastic measures to break the siege...

whaaaa?
nothing about Finland's supremacy?
BOOOO! Your updates are awful! (except the maps, thsoe are awesome)

Given that our agreement with Srbija implies military aid against the Manx, we would like to send an expeditionary force to Scotland to help their liberation efforts, consisting of two full divisions, the 1st Mountain and the 3rd Combined, the first with the 1/1st Mountain, the 2/1st Mountain and the Ebro Engineer Brigades and the second with the 1st Barcelona, the Cerdanya and the 3rd Tank Brigades, totalling some 20,000 men.

...the Duchess of Cornwell must take drastic actions.

We must make ground. The south of Ireland has been taken by raiding mercs; we can establish our assault on the Isla of Man if we take it. Deploy 2 cruisers, 5 battleships, 6 destroyers and several gunboats to help a army of 5000 troops conduct a marine landing, with rocket artillery and medium tanks deployed.

Next we need to double our efforts in Wales: have a army of 8000 commence rocket artillery operations with infantry movement in the hills of Wales. 25 assault copters should be deployed for this. Exploit Imperium-Free Celt conflicts as we approach Aberystwyth. We need Wales to aid in the struggle against Man!


Finally for now: the Duchess must begin efforts to harm Illiam himself. She will set forth agents to infiltrate Imperium's circle so that a assassination plot may begin to brew. We are going to need to take desperate measures...

OOC/lurker's comment: Sweden seems a bit inactive, especially in terms of the Finns

Mang, totes check out its advance in India!

lurker's comment: I'm tempted to come back just for the sole purpose of curbstomping the Imperium once and for all

Seong Mina has been pondering upon the maps and notes the progress of her army. "It only seems we made only inroads up to the 38th parallel, though were not in all totality control of North Korea."

Seong's Lieutenant then makes a suggestion "Perhaps we can salvage North Korean weapons as well as "barrow" any Japanese weapons that happen to be lying around."

"Perhaps" Mian then turns her attention to the division maps "Were going to have to send seven infantry divisions and five tank battalions to blitz into South Korea. As for the other divisions that are within North Korea, they should continue mopping up any remnant Japanese occupational forces. Recruit the local population if necessary to bolster the gurellia forces."

"As for our DC-4s and 6s?"

"I want to have ten wings of them refitted and ready for paratrooper operations when we do start heading to Japan."