Zack
99% hot gas
What's wrong with a hug?
You are quite the homophobe, you know that?
I wouldn't care if Tani gave me a hug as a greeting.
If Tani gave you a hug as a greeting, I'd ask you to share whatever technology you're using and what it's like in the future.
'Cause you'd want a hug yourself
Zack said:About the butt slapping stuff - if that bothers you then you have clearly never played any sports at school.
I'm (ethnically) Eritrean, and Eritrean people seem to have adopted that idea (Eritrea used to be an Italian colony, after all) of kissing on the cheek.
I've been forced to endure some pretty disgusting kisses by nasty, old people
But I like it when my grandmas kiss me 'cause they manage to pack so much love in their kisses
That being said, I don't think my GF would appreciate it Especially since you're not really Eritrean
About the butt slapping stuff - if that bothers you then you have clearly never played any sports at school.
Rant: I hate citations. Citing work is the worst part of doing a paper. It gets so boring and repetive, and long...
See, this is why remaining out of touch with your heritage is a good idea. Thanks for reminding me.
I'd probably die if my Dad acted Chinese with my education.
I would get in touch with my Native American ancestry on my Mom's side if it meant I could gain some profits from the tribe, however...
Oh yes. Interestingly enough, I have a bit of Swedish in me as well.
And French and... well, the list goes on. I feel like the grandson of a bunch of monarchs, coming about as the result of marriages brought about by peace treaties. ...Now where's the thrones of four different countries I get to rule in personal union?
Nobody can resist the grandmother's love. I seriously think that when a woman receives news of a grandchild, they turn into a succubus lite via some age-old ritual.
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Umm... I'm albino Eritrean?
Indeed. My jock friend tells me acting gay is a key part of being a jock.
..."acting."
Rant: I hate citations. Citing work is the worst part of doing a paper. It gets so boring and repetive, and long...
See, this is why remaining out of touch with your heritage is a good idea. Thanks for reminding me.
I'd probably die if my Dad acted Chinese with my education.
I would get in touch with my Native American ancestry on my Mom's side if it meant I could gain some profits from the tribe, however...
Oh yes. Interestingly enough, I have a bit of Swedish in me as well.
And French and... well, the list goes on. I feel like the grandson of a bunch of monarchs, coming about as the result of marriages brought about by peace treaties. ...Now where's the thrones of four different countries I get to rule in personal union?
*looks at the aggressive tone of all my OT posts*
I think something's wrong with me... I sound like I'm on a rampage against everyone.
Now I understand why I generally avoid mass-debating in OT.
Apparently, nobody gets hyperbole here. I was pissed, but not "I will kick your ass" pissed.
Anyways, for a real rant: There is someone who is gay for me at my school.
So, he comes up to me, brushes my shoulder, and says hi. I shake him off and say hi back, creeped out by the fact that he completely snuck up on me and touched me when just a simple verbal hi could do. Then, he starts stopping me in the hallway to talk. I'm trying to get my drink and GTFO because I want to distance myself from him because clingy people really annoy me.
And then, he feels up the muscle on my arm and asks if I'm open to sleep over. I then say no, give him a "what the hell are you doing, I'm straight" look, and leave.
tl;dr: My arm was groped by a gay kid.
I... I...
...I agreed with most of Cheezy's theoretical Presidency(sans Commieness, of course).
WHAT DIMENSION IS THIS?!
Indeed. My jock friend tells me acting gay is a key part of being a jock.
..."acting."
last night i stepped on a cutco knife protruding from a box. had to go to the er; lost half my middle toe and cut a tendon inside. got about half a dozen shots before half a dozen stitches. i'll be bedridden for near a week and if i ever want to move my toe again i'll have to have surgery.
How often do you come here? Sorry I could not resist that one.
Our propaganda is taking effect!
Its not acting gay, per se, its simply being comfortable enough in your sexuality to be able to act in a non-macho way that every moment affirms that you desire vagina and are not attracted to men.