Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

[Joecoolyo]

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mustard​

Previous Threads​

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Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
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Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
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Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
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RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
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RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan(previous thread)
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As always, this thread is for the community to collectively whinge and Rant about their daily lives. Alternatively, it can also be used to hate on those with inferior taste in food.

Also, MY SERIAL THREAD DOMINATION CONTINUES!

 

[Takhisis]

Edit: Awwww yeah, PHIRST!

Mustard should be a rant by itself.

YOU WILL SUCK IT THE NEXT TIME!!!

Die, mustard haters.

 

[W|M]

Rant: Many people unfortunately have terrible taste, and somehow manage to enjoy mustard.

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: I'm about to lose postcount, and people hate mustard and ketchup.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Mein Führer...I can WALK!

 

[Takhisis]

Rant. people now insult mayonnaise. This cannot be.

 

[GenMarshall]

Edit: Awwww yeah, PHIRST!

Die, mustard haters.

Link to video.

 

[Borachio]

Homemade mayonnaise is not at all bad. Shop-bought stuff is awful.

But a nice Hollandaise, now. With a pork chop. Or two.

 

[Kennigit]

mmm I may have turned in an assignment late but I'm unsure. You just turn in the stuff outside the professor's office in little bins he has on due date, but there weren't any other papers there when I put mine in.

though what I believe happened is just someone took the stack of papers at, say, 16:00 and I just turned mine in at 17:00. Just solutions are due "november 30th"

hope it works out I guess.

 

[Arakhor]

Nifty subtitle.

 

[JohannaK]

dat subtitle. Kill it with fire.

 

[GamezRule]

I don't have enough mustard!

 

[Optical]

The Marmite discussion in the Raves thread makes me sad, because they're not producing it here until their factory gets back up and running in Christchurch.

That was almost nine months ago.

 

[_random_]

Having a big extended family you never see is weird, because whenever I see my cousin's posts on Facebook, I realize that she's objectively fairly attracted, then feel grossed-out with myself.

 

[azzaman333]

Hayfever.

 

[Borachio]

Frosty mornings.

 

[Takhisis]

Having a big extended family you never see is weird, because whenever I see my cousin's posts on Facebook, I realize that she's objectively fairly attracted, then feel grossed-out with myself.

Attracted or attractive?

 

[JohannaK]

I'm very attractive myself...

 

[Peck of Arabia]

I'm very attractive myself...

Oh, yes?


Rant: It's three in the morning and I'm writing on an internet forum: Why?


Rave: I was worried this thread might have mustard (or pokemon) in the title- phew!

 

[_random_]

Attracted or attractive?

The latter. My bad.

So I'm texting a friend, and somebody else uses her phone to anonymously tell me off for being a conceited prick. And while I know that's the sort of thing I should be working on and that I'm missing the point entirely, not knowing who said that really bothers me.