Unfortunately, no. I am able to form simple Frisian sentences and I also know some words that are completely different than their Dutch counterparts, but you'll find my Dutch more fluent than my Frisian.
I've been somewhat ambivalently following your Starcraft thread, occasionally checking the link, and I have to confess that I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Starcraft World Championship Series is actually a thing. I had no idea this world existed.
I've always found it strange how people who think that capitalism is the natural order of things often seem to hold the contradictory view that capitalism will fall apart at the merest whiff of government intervention. So on the one hand, the Soviet Union was doomed to failure because it went against human nature i.e. capitalism while on the other hand the United States is going to socialist hell in a hand basket because Obamacare. It's a strange set of views and that Basic Income thread is a good example of that sort of logic fail.