It's almost 2am up there north. Get theeself to bed! Termorrer's kirk day.
And you can join the crew if you can wield a claymore (or a berserk's axe), and enjoy ale, battle and wenching, in no particular order of preference. Feats of strength = bonus points.
IIRC there's more than one MacDonald (MacDhomhnaill?

) and if we let them be they'd all have their own tartan and fight it out family feud-style. Or MacRanald. Or MacLeod. Or something. *runs away from enraged assorted MacDonalds, MacRanalds and MacLeods*
Why don't you try buying dyes and doing it yourself? If you have lots of time to spare and two non-rain days in a row you can have a lot of fun!