10 historically accepted uses of the f-word

[LLXerxes]

My friend sent me this email. Enjoy.

Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"


-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


2. "What the @#$% was that?"


-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877


4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."


-- Einstein, 1938


5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"


-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"


-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.


7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"


-- Michelangelo, 1566


8. "Where the @#$% am I?"


-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"


-- Noah, 4314 B.C.


10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."


-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

 

[BCLG100]

i liked the major of hiroshima one the best.

 

[Pentium]

Einstein's very good too.

 

[WillJ]

I'll have to say Michelangelo's was the best.

 

[Dreadnought]

Pretty funny

 

[azzaman333]

good one.

 

[Maniacal]

Noah's was the bst one!

 

[Jawz II]

i liked the major of hiroshima one the best.

agreed. imagine he and his buddies are sitting somewhere and talking:

-so what are we gonna do about the budge-BANG-......

-*everyone looking around, looking worried*........


WTH WAS THAT?

 

[CivFan91]

That's awesome!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I like the Custer one the best.

 

[gerryandersson]

I think Michelangelo and Noah are the funniest of ten funny "Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word"

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

I though you were going to show the flash video: the history of the F-word

 

[CivFan91]

Yeah, that one's an awesome video. I don't think they'd let it on CF, though.

 

[BCLG100]

agreed. imagine he and his buddies are sitting somewhere and talking:

-so what are we gonna do about the budge-BANG-......

-*everyone looking around, looking worried*........


WTH WAS THAT?

sniff sniff....... who farted???

 

[Cuivienen]

Michaelangelo was the best by far. Some of the others just... weren't funny.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

I like the Amelia Earheart one the best, but they all had me 'ing,

 

[Abaddon]

some were below the belt, but Mike's is funny.

 

[Necromonger]

hell, i liked them all

 

[Rambuchan]

--- "I want my @#$%ing money back" ~ Margaret Thatcher, November 1979 (regarding the British rebate).

EDIT: Scratch that, those are pretty much her exact words.

How about:

--- "I'm telling you man, this is the @#$%ing place." - Columbus c.1492.

--- "My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. That @#$%er won't dare try his luck." - Neville Chamberlain, Sept 1938.

--- "Just read the stones and shut the @#$% up" - Moses.

--- "If you guys don't take a chill pill, I'm gonna go on a @#$%ing diet" - Gandhi.

 

[CivFan91]

@Ram Those are awesome.

"I'm your @#$%ing father, already!"

-Darth Vader

That's the only one that comes to mind right now. Lame, I know...