Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by LLXerxes, Jan 27, 2006.
You sir are pure genious!
That is so ****ing hilarious!!!
The ball was not behind that @#&ing line! - Wolfgang Weber 7/30/66, London
"I didn't @#$%ing kill her!" - O.J. Simpson
The Titanic and Hiroshima are the best! Very funny!
Hannibal: Why the @#$% did I bring elephants?
Burgoyne- I'm @#$%ed now.
Albert Einstein: Oh no! I've be mis-****ing-quoted yet again!
The rest of the world to USA and UK
"Now, where the $^!# are the WMD ???!!"
"Trust me dude. When I say locusts, I mean locusts. When I say frogs, I mean @#$%ing loads of 'em. When I say hail mixed with fire, I ain't kidding. So why don't you just back the @#$% up and set my @#$%ing people free, ait?!" ~ Moses.
A few biblical ones
"What the @#$%s she gone and done now..." - Adam
"@#$% this rain is heavy, and I left my @#$%ing umbrella at home" - Noah
"Why the @#$% did I move to this town?" - Lot
'They rejected my #&#*^ing gnomes'
That'd be a user specific post there sir
"I left Tom Cruise for that @#$%ing hot piece of ass who posted above." ~ Penelope Cruise.
"This thread is @#$%ing hilarious."
"You guys need to watch your @#$%ing language."
"Who Wants to be a @#$%ing millionaire."
"I want a @#$%ing recount." -Al Gore and/or John Kerry
"@#$% @#$% @#$% mother @#$%er." -Eminem
"I think I @#$%ed up." -God, when commenting on "creation" of humans
That was the best
"Who the ÖΘ«ô cut my hair?" - Samson.
Edited to remove semi-blasphemy.
How the #@^% does Perfection have that many posts?
~Every OT member
Of all the great ones in here you picked THIS one!? I thought I'd seen the back of all that.
"Lead, follow, or get out of the @#$%ing way!"
gotta say it was a good one though! one of the best
"Where are my ^&*$@%! 72 virgins?"-- Al-Zarqawi
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