100 Of The Funniest Thing To Put On Your Answering Machine Theard

[Eukaryote]

Screaming:WHOOOOOO, YEAH, I'M IN CANDYLAND!
Normal voice: Sorry, my girlfriend and I were doing it and I read that in the carma sutra. We're going for another go, so leave a message and I'll call you when were done.

 

[MarkC1]

Hello? What....? What did you call me? That's it, Im gonna tape record this conversation... starting now! *Beep*

 

[LLXerxes]

"You're using a telephone? What a 20th century loser. Email is the new thing."

I don't know, I'm really bored.

 

[Maniacal]

Zomg! Your Leaving A Message One One Eleven One