1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[bio_hazard]

671. see 668. You feel very fortunate to have graduated at this point, because if you didn't finish before the 25th of October, you could kiss another year goodbye.

 

[microbe]

672. Someone posts a screenshot of CIV4, and you point out immediately that it's old and was posted on July already.

 

[WildWeazel]

673. You start a Civ4 modding thread 16 days before the game is released.

I wondered how long it would be before one of these popped up

 

[Polietileno]

674. You have a weird sensation of plasaure when you see the new screenshots.

 

[CivFan91]

675 - You read that rails are no longer unlimited movement, and you start crying.

 

[knupp715]

676. You read that rails are no longer unlimited movement, and you start smiling.

 

[karlhegna]

677. You are already researching Civ 6.

 

[CivFan91]

688 - You build a Mac version of Civ IV (and you don't own a mac!)

 

[karlhegna]

679. You can't wait for civ 4, so you preorder a game everyday from as many places as possible so you can for sure get civ as soon as possible.

 

[holy king]

679. you read that rails are nor longer unlimited movement and are confused.

 

[knupp715]

681. You know that as of right now we need 16.368421052631578947368421052632 clues a day in the next 19 days in order to reach the 1000th clue.
682. You used the calculator on your computer to figure out that math.
683. You actually copied every single digit correctly from that calculater onto your post.
684. You double checked your number by doing the math three times and double checking to make sure you copied down each decimal point correctly.
685. You tell everyone to hurry up and start posting.

Edit: 686. You accidently mess up the numbers, apologize to everyone, and fix all of your mistakes.

 

[knupp715]

687. You completely messed up the math on your calculator because you accidently used 19 days left until Civ comes out instead of the 17 which is the actual day it comes out.
688. You tell everyone that they need to step it up because we need 18.470588235294117647058823529412 posts per day.
689. You hope that nobody corrected you before you had a chance to post your correction.
690. You buy a security system on your house so that you can be sure no robbers break in and try to steal your game while you are sleeping.

 

[karlhegna]

691. You complain about how you could have made a better civ 4 game.

 

[karlhegna]

692. You become a history teacher because of civ (no offense to history teachers).

 

[karlhegna]

693. You read through all the posts on this thread to make sure you didn't copy someone elses clue.
694. You read through it again just to be sure.
695. And again just to be really sure.

 

[karlhegna]

696. You have a countdown timer set to the exact tenth of a second to when civ 4 will come out.
697. Actually the exact hundreth of a second.

 

[karlhegna]

698. You post 5 posts in a row because you are so excited about reaching 1000.
699. You post your share of the 18 clues a day to reach 1000 posts by the time civ 4 comes out.

 

[WildWeazel]

700. You get so excited about 1000 clues that you get warned for spamming (hint, hint)

 

[sela1s1son]

692. You become a history teacher because of civ (no offense to history teachers).

701 This is true for you
702 You intend on using Wonder movies, or other features from it for instruction.

 

[T100]

703. you continue to post clues
704. You lay in bed at night a pray that the new Catherine the Great was your girlfriend
705. You read 704 and you don't laugh beacuse I hurt your feelings.