1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

knupp715 said:
681. You know that as of right now we need 16.368421052631578947368421052632 clues a day in the next 19 days in order to reach the 1000th clue.
682. You used the calculator on your computer to figure out that math.
683. You actually copied every single digit correctly from that calculater onto your post.
684. You double checked your number by doing the math three times and double checking to make sure you copied down each decimal point correctly.
685. You tell everyone to hurry up and start posting.

Edit: 686. You accidently mess up the numbers, apologize to everyone, and fix all of your mistakes.
706: You notice that there is only one decimal point in 16.368421052631578947368421052632
 
707
u post at this threat in all conditions, and sometimes u even doesn t recognize that u skip 50 numbers and count one double, without any intention

lol
 
709 You take the time *again* to make sure the numbers are right
710 You actually have a high blood pressure because of this
711 You continue to read despite a very real heart condition
 
sela1s1son said:
709 You take the time *again* to make sure the numbers are right
710 You actually have a high blood pressure because of this
711 You continue to read despite a very real heart condition
712 Except you didn't count my "You forget what number we're on", so you messed it up again
 
713. You realize we are getting back into the numbers thing again.
714. You try to bribe Soren Johnson for some inside info on civ 4.
715. You figured out a formula for exactly when civ will arrive to your house by ups.
716. You also made a formula for fed-ex.
 
717. You camp outside ebgames the night before civ 4 is released so you get the first copy.
 
718. You have your friends do the same except at other stores and use long range walkie talkies so you can all run to the store that releases it first.
 
719. You realize there have been 27 posts today, and we have exceeded the average needed a day.
 
720. You buy the preorder edition and normal edition.
721. You figure out that we need 279 more posts to get to 100.
722. You pray that you didn't screw up your math, otherwise you will be despised upon by your other civ friends (or enemys)...
 
723. You make up at least half the clues posted in a day.
724. You make up at least 3/4 the clues posted in a day.
725. You then realize you made all the clues posted in a day.
726. You quit posting clues do to the fact in #725.
 
727. You continue posting anways because you are obsessed with it.
729. You figure our that we are 21 clues away from being 3/4 of the way to 1000 clues.
 
730. You search in vain for a calculator that can display tons of digits to find a more exact average but settle on only 30 digits right of the decimal point and find that average is 13.529411764705882352941176470588 posts needed a day to reach 1000 before the games releace
 
731. You correct previous post that it is actually 15.823529411764705882352941176471 clues/day have to be posted to reach 1000 clues by release day.
732. You feel proud you corrected mistake.
733. You realize the more clues you add the more the clues/day becomes less.
734. You search on google for a bigger calculater to figure out the real # of clues/per day needed to reach 1000.
 
735. You can't find bigger calculator and become depressed.
736. You are still depressed until you see a new screenshot of civ 4 and are no longer depressed.
 
737: None of these clues make you laugh
738: You draw lines on your lawn in preparation for the invasion of your neighbours
 
739. You are thinking of ways to impove Civ IV to make way for V an VI etc... and it's not even out yet!
 
740. Withe ervery new screenshot you realize that u won t do much more than playing civ in the next month

741. you re not sure if month or years

742 you worring much more that the enter button of ur keyboard gets broken than that ur offline-life won t exist anymore
 
743: You stay up into the small hours of the morning reading his topic and adding a pointless reply
744: You have brought several back up keyboards to replace ones burnt out from over useage.
745: you are actually worried about systematically wearing down your fingers by excessively typing.
746: You develop insomnia by reading about/viewing screens/videos/etc Civ IV even before it's released.
747: You buy a more expensive laptop than your student budget can afford so it has enough specs to run civ4. (true)
748: You seriously plan to play civ4 during your lectures.
749: you have already scouted ur lecture theatres to suit #748.
750: You wonder if going to university will increase your taxes towards scientific research by 100%
751: you wonder about your country's current tax/science/luxuary rate.
752: You consider the possiblity of being a tiny piece in a giant advanced computer simulation game of Civilization.
753: your head hurts when yu consider the infinite number of people playing civ, within civ, within civ, within civ, within civ...........
 
754. within civ, within civ, within civ, within civ, within civ, within civ, within civ, etc.
 
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