1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[V. Soma]

49. You think all the above is just plain natural

 

[Crayton]

50. You call ahead to ask your relatives where their nearest Best Buy store is, before going on Vacation, just in case.

 

[Lahdoz]

51. You already have a Civ IV screenshot as your desktop wallpaper.

 

[Phoenix_56721]

51. You already have a Civ IV screenshot as your desktop wallpaper.

LOL I was just about to post that one.........

 

[Lahdoz]

52. Your mailbox at work now says "Great Engineer" instead of "IT Department".

 

[Nexushyper]

53. You draw a line at the entrance to your cubicale at work and everytime an co-worker crosses it you scream at them, "Get Back! I haven't signed an open borders agreement with you yet!"

 

[thorsr]

54-you awnser to the jeovas witnessess that come knocing at your door that you have closed borders

 

[T100]

55. Your girlfriend has already left you with a month still left until release.

 

[Chose]

56.u check ur count down clock every 10 min.

 

[Abaddon]

57. (see 55) and you dont care

 

[joethreeblah]

55. Your girlfriend has already left you with a month still left until release.

58. You try to get back with her by offering her 3gpt and a world map.

 

[Nexushyper]

Originally Posted by T100
55. Your girlfriend has already left you with a month still left until release.

58. You try to get back with her by offering her 3gpt and a world map.

59. When she says no you through in a Mutual Protection Pact and Right of Passage and agree to build Woman's Suffurage.

 

[Polietileno]

60. Your wife is learning how to make LH, so she can morph her picture into the game so you can remember that you are married.
61. You start compalining that isn´t any hot leader like the Byzantines in Civ III.
62. You are gonna go to Best Buy and offer your copy of Civ 3, World Map, Spices and Horses for Civ 4.

 

[ljknight 5]

63. Your friends, that are even geekier than you, start to make fun of your unnatural obssesion with Civ 4.

 

[T100]

63. Your friends, that are even geekier than you, start to make fun of your unnatural obssesion with Civ 4.

64. You know it is bad when people on these forums start to make fun of you.

 

[knupp715]

65. See 1-64

 

[T100]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
66. You post something really stupid just to fit in with a bunch of nerds j/k

 

[knupp715]

67.You get arrested for assault with dangerous weapons for throwing pens, pencils, books, paper, and any other objects near you when your roommate wants to get on the computer and your busy looking at the latest screenshots from Civ4.

 

[knupp715]

68. After you see how much the gas prices have increased this week you declare your home and the land you own a new nation. Then you declare war on the United States of America because a US citizen brought his pet dog military unit and crapped on your lawn.

 

[knupp715]

69. When you call up your mom and ask her if you can have a lump sum of 100 gold if you give her 2gpt and trade her some spices you bought from the local grocery store.