1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

70. See 68 - You march over to your next door neighbors house and claim it your own. Then the next morning you wake up to find thousands of United States tanks in your front lawn so you give your son a spear and tell him to fortify on the porch. The you tell you wife to fortify in the back yard and give her a longbow and some arrows. After the US bombers start attacking your newly gained territory in your neighbors house you go over there with your sword you inherited from you great grandfather who was a black belt in karate and you fortify in your neighbors living room.
 
71. See 70 - Your newly acclaimed citizens (next door neighbors) start rioting so you make the mother an entertainer so the father, daughter, and 2 sons will shut up already about your war. Then after the US liberates your neighbors house you retreat to the porch with your son. Soon after George W. Bush contacts you and tells you that you are disturbing his vacation (which takes place 10 months of the year) and says that he will go to peace with you if you give him a worker so you kindly sell your wife as a slave to the United States.
 
72. See 70 and 71 - GWB contacts you a few months later and says that he will give you 10 gold if he can have and Open Passage Agreement with you. You agree. 5 turns later infantry men are on the road close to your borders. You decide not to take the matter lightly so you recruit your only citizen (a man who moved to your house from the UK seeking a better life and a good job in your small nation). Then you, your UK man, and your son all decide to upgrade yourselves to modern day units. Now you have 2 infantry (UK Man and son) and one guerrilla unit (you were a swordmen) and you fortify. All of a sudden more United States units move towards your border and then go inside. There is nothing you can do because you still have over 10 turns with your ROP left so you sit there waiting. All of a sudden GWB attacks you and wrongfully breaks off the ROP agreement. They then take your last city and your nation is destroyed. This is how you know you are already too absessed with Civ4.
 
knupp715 said:
72. See 70 and 71 - GWB contacts you a few months later and says that he will give you 10 gold if he can have and Open Passage Agreement with you. You agree. 5 turns later infantry men are on the road close to your borders. You decide not to take the matter lightly so you recruit your only citizen (a man who moved to your house from the UK seeking a better life and a good job in your small nation). Then you, your UK man, and your son all decide to upgrade yourselves to modern day units. Now you have 3 infantry (UK Man and son) and one guerrilla unit (you were a swordmen) and you fortify. All of a sudden more United States units move towards your border and then go inside. There is nothing you can do because you still have over 10 turns with your ROP left so you sit their waiting. All of a sudden GWB attacks you and wrongfully break off the ROP agreement. They then take your last city and your nation is destroyed. This is how you know you are already too absessed with Civ4.
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73. You go completely insane, and post about 12 of these in a row.
 
joethreeblah said:
73. You go completely insane, and post about 12 of these in a row.
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74. You realize you are completely insane and obsessed with civ4 and you need to stop going to www.civfanatics.com but you can't help but look at the latest threads and decide that you can post in the 1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV! thread one more time.
 
75. You don't want to go to bed because you are afraid you will miss what somebody says about what you posted earlier so you have to force yourself off the computer and into your bedroom which is what Im trying to do now.
 
knupp715 said:
76. You fail at getting off the computer so you wait ten more minutes to make sure nobody posts anything and then you go to bed.
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77. You tell knupp715 to stop posting spam and let someother posters on the thread.:p
 
You lie in bed wondering
78. what your first war will be like
79. what different problems you will be facing in your first game
80. which religion you will choose
81. What different holy cities you will get
82. whether or not you are going to like mali
83. imagining all the different battles you will be involved in
84. deciding that you will kill Ghandi first because you hate his pacifism act and you know deep down he is a phycopathic killer
85. Imagine what your capital will look like in your first game
86. Think about what wonders are going to be the "must build wonders" and which ones are going to be a waste of sheilds
87. wonder if you will ever get used to the fact that now sheilds are hammers
88. if you stay up all night thinking about what the little sacks of gold our on the city screen
89. hope that the immortal is still Persia's uu
90. if the immortal isnt persia's uu units you wonder what will be
91. you wonder if Persia will even be your favorite civ anymore
92. you wonder what all the different civ traits will be
93. wonder if you choose America whether you will be washington or roosevelt
94. wonder if any mods will come out having more leader heads so each nation has two leader heads instead of only half of them having 2
95. you dream of a great war between you and Rome and you hear your alarm clock which in your dream you think is a Roman trumpet
96. in your dream you ignore the roman trumpet and decide to pillage all of Julius Ceasars imperial roads
97. you finally realize what that roman trumpet really is and wake up 10 minutes late
98. you wonder if you will ever stop posting ridiculous posts in all the different threads in the CFC forums
99. stay up all night thinking about what you should post next
 
100. If you reassure Savage that you are not posting spam but you are indeed because the only reason you posted the last comment was so you could be the one to post the 100 clue that you are already too obsessed with Civ 4. Then you realize you really need to go to bed because you have to wake up early in the morning but you stay up all night thinking about what people are posting while you are sleeping and you make a plan about what time you can come back to this site just to see what people say about your crazy, imaginative, and creative posts. (I really am going to bed this time)
 
101 you realize that your not a civfanatic anymore (you made me a non-believer knupp!!! how could you) but still want to buy civ 4 cause it is so kuhl like the bestestest game ever made and you are saving for it with everythign you have!!!!!!!!!!!! and its friday :dance:
*hides*
 
103 you read everything until this one cause they were no others at this time
104 you thank god to be french and not dutch, so you already have the passport
105 you reorganise this badly disorganised damned tech tree cause you can't imagine flight can't come from combustion
106 you're playing civ3 for a cultural victory and think how wondeful a "culture bomb" would be
107 you don't understand why there isn"t Al Gore picture when you build the internet
108 you wonder why you don't have any great engineer in your civ3 games
109 you have your engineer final exams in one week and you prepare a speech about how the name chosen for great engineers are bad choice and yours would be much better....

(actually, I have my engineer exams in one week....)

110 you ask your friends to celebrate your birthday 3 months later, so they can offer you Civ4
 
111 you can't prevent you from posting a clue with a magic number (50, 100, 111,....) even if it's 6h in the morning!
 
115. You then realize that if you play the epic game it will be much longer than 400 turns.
116. You feel that 400 turns is too much so you decide to play the accelerated production game
117. You feel that 400 turns is just right so you decide to play the regular game
 
118. U feel as a 2nd class human cause u have to pay 25$ shipment + taxes
extra to get the preorder-version of civ4 as an European.

119. the fact that u are out of money doesnt play any role in the descition to order
civ4 in the US for 70+ Euros
 
120. You feel it is unfair that that Europeans have to pay $25 shipment fee just to get the extra pre-order version of Civ4.
121. You are happy you are in America so you dont have to pay more money for the extra pre-order version of Civ4
 
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