1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

122. u are considering to buy the european-version too if UPS failed to deliver the
US-v. before civ4 is avaible in europe
 
123. You plan to "borrow" your friend's copy of Civ 4
124. You plan to "borrow" your friend's computer with Civ 4 installed
 
125. You have a turn by turn plan for your first game, including units built, where to put them, who you will attack and when.
126. You took down your posters of cleopatra, in preperation for the new Civ4 female leaders.
127. You lost 3 of your fingers whilst trying to break into the Civ4 factory and try to steal a copy of the game before release.
128. Instead of dressing up like hobbits for LOTR, you will be waiting outside your gameshop at midnight on 24th october dressed as ghandi.
129. You write love letters to sid in the hope he'll send a early cpy of civ4 to shut you up.
130. Your homepage takes you to a countdown until release date.
131. You have 4 backup computers to play Civ4 on, in case your main computer stops working.
 
133 you ask your girlfriend to dress like Hatetpchut (well the egyptian leader) when you're going to have *** (kids reading)
134 you wonder if this topic will go to 2000 clue before or after release of Civ4
 
135: At least 100 of your first posts were in the [closed] 1000 clues you are waiting civ4 too much
136: You play civ3 with 4 civ on a 44*44 map, establishing 1 city cultral victory at 4444 and the turn limit to 400 (as in civ4!)
137: You play 4CC
138: You are the 4444 best poster (at this moment : Sphynx, 41 posts!)
 
139. You know what 800 of the 1000 clues are going to be.

140. You started a personal "clues" list the same day Civ 4 development was announced so you would be prepared for when somebody started the thread.

141. Your spouse calls you at work and says, "I thought of another clue for your list."

142. You break up your list so you don't look like a post hog and give others a chance.
 
143. You find it sad and sometimes cry yourself to sleep due to the fact that Civ4 might not change your life the way you hope it will.

144. You are just trying to fit in with the group so you will post 30 in a row and in so doing make an ass of yourself *****Knupppp******:lol:
 
knupp715 said:
84. deciding that you will kill Ghandi first because you hate his pacifism act and you know deep down he is a phycopathic killer


I'm so guilty of this one... I may add it to my sig.
 
147. You have the word "civ4" in binary code as your msn username.
148. You know every single employee working on civ 4, including phone numbers, date of birth and postal address.
149. You are considering starting a civ5 forum, in anticipation.
150. Sid no longer returns your calls.
151. Your first civ 4 game will be a no military AW OCC game, played on the highest difficulty.
152. You have convinced all your work collegues to help think of more reasons, even if they dont play civ.
153. You insist in a police escort for the postman carrying your game.
154. You are excited to hear there is no-one with the name of "civ 4" here, and that "civIV" is also available.
155. You can spell montezuma faster than you can spell your wife's name, and her name is 'amy'.
156. After 1000 reasons has come and gone, you will stil be able to think of new things to say.
157. You paint over the civ 3 style borders around the edge of your house that you put down during your most fanatical civ 3 days, and are now working on civ 4 style borders.
158. You think quebec has a reasonable claim to be in civ4.

EDIT: damn you crayton, i had to edit all my numbers because of you! :p
 
159. You spend hours drooling over this picture:
 

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160. Your so excited about the screenshot, you forget to attach it. :p try again beefy
 
163. Your reason is to bring to everyone's attention that we have two #158, just so we don't lose count and reach 1000 on time.
 
joethreeblah said:
158. You ordered 18 "Pre Order" versions, in order to pass them out to your friends and family, so you would have more people to play with.
ok I'm reassigning this one to #164 since I screwed up

164. You ordered 18 "Pre Order" versions, in order to pass them out to your friends and family, so you would have more people to play with.
 
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