1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[ggganz]

1311. You can execute a SE on deity level including a Oracle-CS-slingshot and defeat Sid on a huge terra map before the AIs. (u said ad's instead of ai's)

 

[DrewBledsoe]

1312. Someone tells you that you look tired, and you reply that you were up half the night arguing the benefits of first strike over combat one with a guy called "Monkeyspank", who lives in Taiwan.

And they back away with a frightened look in their eyes. (Mental note to self, keep Civ discussion away from real life )

 

[Jamesds]

1311. You can execute a SE on deity level including a Oracle-CS-slingshot and defeat Sid on a huge terra map before the AIs. (u said ad's instead of ai's)

1313. You've played so much Civ in general, that you mistakenly quote something from CivI, CivII or CivIII thinking it is from Civ4. (I'm guilty, and so is quoted poster )

 

[SpiritWolf]

1314. When you're given a longbow, you use it like a club.
1315. When you talk to other people, you play your theme music.

 

[ggganz]

Welcome to the forums!!!

1316. You play on Noble only because you feel like going above that is letting the AI cheat.

 

[Diamondeye]

... You look through the forums to find this thread again and again... and again, and...

You think we're "only" on page 36

 

[kristopherb]

1317- I have Baba yetu on my MP3

 

[Diamondeye]

1317- I have Baba yetu on my MP3

1318:
(can't remember name of the guy though)
You have Baba Yetu Lyrics in your sig.

 

[carmen510]

1319. When someone outdoes you in the workplace, you say to your boss that he is on Settler level, and as such, should be escalated to your level, Deity.

 

[FoxURA]

1320. When you realize the 1000 reasons count is 320 over the goal and you don't care because you like Civ4 so much.

 

[Diamondeye]

1320. When you realize the 1000 reasons count is 320 over the goal and you don't care because you like Civ4 so much.

Damn, realized this as well

1321: When you seriously think of dropping out of collage to play C-IV. Guilty.

 

[rabidveggie]

1322. You stay up all night trying to think of ways you could have won your last match.

 

[ggganz]

1323. You actually think about (for example) promoting to Combat I instead of Formation (25% vs. mounted) before attacking a Cavalry because maybe the Random Seed will make you win at 67% instead of 73% odds. (sometimes guilty, but then I realize how stupid this is because you can't predict it)

1324. You think you would have been more successful (in life) if you had not tried as hard, because the Random Number Gods made a Random Seed that would make that so. (I was guilty once, when I was REALLY tired. )

 

[dcbandicoot]

1325. Baba Yetu is your cell phone's ringtone (guilty)

1326. The first thing you thought of when you saw the Michigan-Appalachian St. game was "damn, spear beats tank again."

 

[FoxURA]

What game?

Anyways...

1327. When you discover how much funner hanging out in CivIV forums can be than doing chores....

Oh wait... That one would apply to everyone wouldn't it?

 

[Jamesds]

1328: When, in the middle of a rather uninteresting conversation, your thoughts drift to your CivIV game. As you snap back to reality, you realise you weren't taking in a word of what they said....

 

[obliterate]

1329. You think about trying something in real life really risking, you proceed to save so if it stuffs up you can reload.

 

[aronnax]

1330 Baba Yetu is your most played song. (Guilty)

 

[Alexander great]

1331 - When the pizzaman comes u attack him thinking that he,z an advanced scout of an advancing Roman army.

 

[Catharsis]

1332. You play Baba Yetu at your wedding.

1333. You play the Viking diplomacy music at your wedding.

1334. You invite Hannibal to your wedding.

1335. Civ IV causes you to miss your own wedding.

1336. Civ IV causes you to miss your own funeral.

1337. omg i is 1337!!!!!!1 taht is teh date wen Masna musa dyed!!!!!!!thirty

1338. You find coincidences like the above funny.