1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[CivFan91]

755 - (For any non-US folks out there. I am a citizen of the U.S.) You insist that since the U.S.A has "Free religion", it is a heathen country.

 

[Alphidius]

756: You consider Civ 4 as a Luxury Good that the US trades with it's neighbours.
757: You actually used the screenshot of the tech tree posted here and printed it out.

 

[karlhegna]

758. You have already memorized the tech tree and don't need to print it out.

 

[karlhegna]

759. You check this thread every hour to see if there are any new clues.
760. You ask your history teacher if civ 4 can be his teaching curriculum this year (and years to come).

 

[CivFan91]

761 - You promise to give 2 Gold Pieces per turn to your neighbor if he teaches you Mining.

 

[Shigga]

762 - You wonder if you will finally be able to see your very handsome neighbor undress with the upcoming sentry upgrade which you figure will give you added visibility range. ^^

 

[weakciv]

763 - you wonder just how far 10 tiles will get you in real life

 

[Arachnaphobia]

764 - You are already deciding who your gonna be as in your first game of Civ IV.

 

[knupp715]

765. You calculate that now since there are only 16 days left and plus Karlhegna posted about 100 clues in just the last couple of days, that the rate of posts per days had decreased in order to get to the 1000 clue.
766. You tell everyone that now only 14.75 posts per day are needed
767. You are happy you don't have to go to google and look for giant calculators because now the number is smaller

 

[T100]

768. You laughed at even one of karlhegna's posts.

 

[LAnkou]

769 you try to meet any firaxis member's daughter and try to marry her so you get CivIV as a wedding's gift from him
770 you go Brazil and get surgery so you marry the firaxian directly
771 half of your post are in this thread

 

[Shigga]

772 - You make weird postings in the civfanatics forum.

 

[mdm]

773. You had a dream about playing Civ4 on release day. Two days ago, not joking. Maybe my dreams can predict the future... My first city had high food production and few hammers and I forgot to research mining

 

[Shigga]

773. You had a dream about playing Civ4 on release day. Two gays ago, not joking. Maybe my dreams can predict the future... My first city had high food production and few hammers and I forgot to research mining

uhm... I think you might want to change that word

 

[CivFan91]

uhm... I think you might want to change that word

That's awesome. That's just awesome.

 

[I am the Future]

774. This thread reaches 1000 before October 23

 

[Shigga]

775 - It's 3 am Monday morning and you're still browsing the civfanatics forum oO

 

[Red Door]

776-You check this forum every day, at least 5 times a day to see new discussions.

 

[karlhegna]

777. You post this because 777 is lucky.
778. You get plastic facial surgery so you can look like Roosevelt when you play the Americans.
779. You look at the time and feel sleep but continue anyways.

 

[karlhegna]

780. You set this site as your homepage.