1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[I am the Future]

1050 You have 8 posts on one page of this thread

 

[admiral-bell]

1051: you PM the mods begging them to sticky this

 

[TreeFoot]

1052: You've told your kids to stop playing with the spears, the bow and arrow gives more protection now!
1053: You've tried to kidnap Sid Meiers and have tried to get Civ4 with the ransom note.
1054: You have no clue what your spouce/girlfriend/boyfriend has been doing the past month as you've been shut up in your computer room.

 

[Tee Kay]

1053: You've tried to kidnap Sid Meiers and have tried to get Civ4 with the ransom note.

1054: You tried to hold everyone involved in the making of civ4 to ransom

 

[omnipherous]

1055 - You realise you've just spent almost an entire afternoon at work reading this thread, without knowing.
1056 - You reply to every question asked with 'STFU!!!', incase they distract you from dreaming about CivIV

 

[knupp715]

LOL this thread isn't closed yet! Just checking my old subscriptions. This was definitely one of the best threads ever.

1057. You post on this thread one last time (even though it is dead) after you have gotten the game just to tell everyone that you are even more obsessed with CIV-IV now than when you were when you were posting all these clues.

 

[UnitQ]

1058= You have isebella's name on your marige lisence

 

[aaronflavor]

1059. You fantasize about Hatshepsut.

 

[knupp715]

1060. You slightly revive this thread simply just by posting on it after a few
months of silence.

 

[UnitQ]

1062 you relize that we did a number twice and we are really on 1062

 

[Karl Townsend]

well this si my first post in this thred so here goes
1063. you have spent aqn hour reading this whole thread

Edit WHOPPS i was looking at page 15 thinking i was looking at the last page
edited the number

 

[mutax2003]

You check civfanatics and apolyton forum religiously a dozen times a day, just in case there are any new juicy postings or strategy tips.

 

[Abaddon]

1065. You marvel at the aquaducts in real life. They dont go across oceans,up and over hills, collect water from pig stys...

 

[Wolf52]

1066. You change all of your stock windows mouse pointers and action modes to use the civ 4 pointer

 

[Admiral8Q]

1067 - Before the 1.52 patch, all you've been eating is toast, all you've been using at work is toast, you've gone to the store and tried to buy stiff with, toast!

 

[Zydor]

1068 - The wife breaks the door down at 1.40am - your toast

 

[microbe]

1069: you see a car plate 4HBR675 and you think of CIV.

 

[Karl Townsend]

1070. you have a 1 pound jar cause your saving to buy the next civ game

 

[cthom]

you email screenshots of your empire to relations who a) don't have the game and b) couldn't care less
this is true...

 

[oagersnap]

1062 you relize that we did a number twice and we are really on 1062

1071: You get mad at UnitQ for his post not being about being obsessed by civ4.