1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

1188 - Walking on the streets of your city, you see a stock exchange. You remember, that in Warlords, only English can build them. So you conclude, that your city culture flipped to Great Britain. However, your city has a temple, a library, a university, a theatre etc., and is located miles away from the UK, so you send a complaint to Firaxis about werid culture flips still happening in the game.

1189 - You think that in early Industrial age wars were fought with Musketmen, Grenadiers, and ... Catapults.
 
1193- You try to pay back loans using your hard earned gold coins!

*ZOMG i cant belive this thread is still going! it ocer 1 year old it shud get a prize or somethin XD
 
1194 Your "I don't have my homework" excuse is that you had to cut science spending to 0
 
1195 - You start to imagine conquring the entire world.
 
1196: You boast to your neighbour that his yard shall soon become a marshalling ground for your armies.
 
1197. You regret spending time on this forum instead of playing the game.
1198. You regret spending time on anything other than playing the game.
 
1199 - you imagine being capable of leading a country
1200 - You feel proud of invading half the world on Earth map. and imagine it being done in real life!
 
1201 - When you have a kid you hope he specializes in Art/Science/Engineering/Priesthood/Merchantism so you can have another child that is a great person
 
1202-you post on christmas day(582-588)
 
1203-Your idea of a romantic gift is Alphebet, a world map, and 40 gold
 
1204- You try to bribe the police officer that gave you a ticket with 2 techs 60 gold and a warrior
1205-You promise George Bush that if he gives you control of the country you will Capture the world
 
1207. You lie in bed in that half-awake state in the morning when really weird thoughts surface and wonder why you are lying around in bed and not settling more cities...

1208. You're neighbors look strangely at you after you rearranged the picket fence around your house into a fat cross.

1209. They start calling the police after you started growing corn in one corner of your garden and put an elephant in another.
 
1208. You're up in bed for at least a half-hour every night, planning out new routes to invade your neighbor's core regions.
 
1209 - You replied "I studied on killin' you"
when your teacher/buddy asked what you were studying.
 
1210 - when you've been travelling for a very very long time.. have seen the great wall, taj mahal, , the tree gorges dam, buddha's bithplace and his place of enlightenment (the Mahabodhi), the city of shiva, (Varanasi with the Kashi Wiswanath), more hindu, christian, buddhist, taoist and confucian temples than you can imagine..
and you think: wait a minute, I can build all of these myself, and it's about time I go home to play some more civ4!
 
1211- i mod a CIV3 game work as civ4 - Test IV Time
1212- check how many people download my Test IV Time every day on Civfanatics
1213- thinking how to improved Test IV Time and the expansion
1214- puting my The Opium War (my first scenario) into Test IV Time system
1215- try to learn to mod Civ4 for my civ3 scenario
1215- download the latest mod from civfanatics and not enough satisfy
1216- listen civ4 and warload music again and again, afterthat learn to sing
1217- put civ4 music in handphone for ringtones and alarms
1218- remember all the date, place, people happen in history books
1219- try to build a time machine and change the history
1220- see the night clear sky, why are we still on earth :lol:
 
1221 - I'm reading this post
1222 - You start to think that nuclear Weapons are good things :nuke: :mischief:
 
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