1000 ways to get a date on this forum.

[PlutonianEmpire]

I figured there would be a thread about getting dates (ie, going out with a person you like). There may be another one, but I'll post one here anyway. I'll start:

1.) Flirt with someone on one of the threads in the civ2 general discussion forum.

2.) Start this thread.

3.) Ask someone what their CFC forum screen name is

4.) Use subliminal messages in your posts telling them you like someone.

 

[LLXerxes]

What an interesting thread.

5-Hit on them
6-Ask for their real namel
7-Send Constant Pm's with spam like "Oh baby! " (credit to Gogf)
8-Send Constant emails with spam like "Oh Baby! "
9-Be mister funny smart alleck guy (guilty as chared )

 

[NewbieHere]

10-Admit that you're a girl

 

[HamaticBabylon]

11. Admit that your a horny boy..who can't those hormones in check.

 

[Perfection]

12. Be Perfection

You should see my PM box, it's filled with PMs from sexy ladies!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

13: Just be yourself (who hasn't heard that one )

 

[Gnarfflinger]

12. Be Perfection

You should see my PM box, it's filled with PMs from sexy ladies!

How do you know that they aren't just claiming to be sexy ladies?

 

[Perfection]

How do you know that they aren't just claiming to be sexy ladies?

Because I can see them (using my high-tech surveillance system) clawing each other at the outside of my vast network of low-security frontage compounds (my high-security are impossible to track) which they tracked via my internet proto-calls just for the slimmest chance of glimpsing my incredibly sexy and manly body.

 

[bigmeat]

13) beat the largest person in the forum in battle
14) flare your feathers in a colorful display of affection in front of that person
15) do the mating dance
16) mate
17) have female incubate eggs
18) when eggs hatch guard babies until they are old enough to leave the nest
19) repeat

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

My plan is working

 

[LLXerxes]

I have a feeling this won't get to one thousand...

 

[bigmeat]

his plan is working

 

[Aphex_Twin]

What are you trying to do, scare away the three women inhabiting this forum?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

No, just ing around (and being stupid)

21: Don't be stupid

 

[bigmeat]

21) do the mating call that sound like "ehhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh herri herri herri"

 

[LLXerxes]

22-Constantly watch your, "crush", on the who's online list
23-Get upset when he/she isn't there.
24-Get mad and upset and send he/she angry pm's when they use invisable mode
25-Post in every thread he/she posts in, and starts.
26-Always agree with them
27-Add them to your buddy list, and tell them
28-Add them to your buddy list, and tell everybody
29-Make avatars and stuff for him/her
30-Ask for his/her e'mail (although you should already know, looking at thier account)
31-Ask for his/her number.
32-Post your picture with abs and a tan
33-Post your picture with abs and a tan, inthe HUNK thread. (is that thread even alive?

 

[WildWeazel]

34. Create a unit of yourself
35. Include a link to your Yahoo! personal in your sig
36. Post on every thread in CFC
37. find a female member

 

[Perfection]

38. Try to emulate the mannerisms of Perfection.

 

[jguy100]

39. Be the exact opposite of Perfection

 

[Perfection]

The previous 39 was in error, therfore I shall amend it with a corrected version

39. Be the exact opposite of jguy100