5271: As part of a master plan, you anonymously mail a copy of Civ 2 to your English teacher a couple of weeks before a creative writing assignment is due. 5272: You then write a story based on Civ 2 and hand it in. 5273: You fail the assignment and fail to understand why you failed. 5274: You go to your guidance councilor who tells you your "science rate is low. May I propose a small adjustment?" 5275: You think Adam Smith owned a Trading Company. 5276: You pay your taxes in gold. 5277: Your budget consists of 3 categories: Taxes, Luxuries and Science. 5278: Your savings are all in gold. 5279: You don't understand the concept of debt. 5280: You try to sell your house "Sewer System" because you have all the children you want.