1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...

[Hundegesicht]

228. You hold long debates reguarding various Civilization 2 stratigies and your current game with your cat.

 

[Hundegesicht]

Relating to #228...

229: Your cat talks back.

 

[Bob_Smurf]

#230--...and it sounds like the High Council.
What's this outside you speak of?

 

[Hundegesicht]

Continuing this little saga...

#231 Your cat insists on you building city walls for his litter box, but then your dog chimes in stating that he disagrees.

 

[Angry Roman]

#232. You wonder how the North and South Koreans have been able to keep a ceasefire for 50 turns without signing a peace treaty.

 

[Hundegesicht]

#233 You wonder how the U.S. was able to get an entire fleet of troop transports and aircraft carriers from the Americas to the Persian Gulf in a month.

#234 You're part of a cult that believes the world will end in 2020.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

[#234 was great]

#235
You start playing looking like a cleanly shaven teen ager, and stop playing looking like Santa Claus

#236
You are the writer of the porn film "Mighty Shaka and little Joan invites Dido to a tete-a-tete"

 

[Specialist290]

237: You're wondering how they managed to pull off D-Day against German Armor, especially since there weren't any Marines.

238: You can't imagine how World War I was over in just 4 years or how the Americans only fought in it for 1.

239: You're wondering why no one uses Engineers to turn the Sahara Desert into Grassland.

240: You can't get to sleep at night because you see units moving across your ceiling capturing cities.

241: When you read a book titled "The History of Civilization" you wonder why they haven't mentioned you, the leader of the Romans, overrunning the last Chinese city in 1720 AD.

242: You can't figure out why the Eiffel Tower hasn't increased the reputation of the French.

 

[RedBull]

243. You're at work at a retail store (like me), wanting a good drink, and when the truck (freight) comes in to unload in the morning, you wonder why they started a cloth trade route when you demand wine...

 

[addiv]

244. You name your sailing-boat 'Trireme'

245. You are writing a book about your last Civ game.

246. You deliver a lecture at school about your addiction called Civ 2

247. You carry the computer from downstairs at 1 A.M. when your parents sleep to your room to play Civ all night, and bring back the computer at 8 A.M., just before they wake up.

248. You learn yourself Qbasic just to write several pretty useless utility programs for Civ.

 

[Specialist290]

249. You wonder if life is just a game and your government is controlled by the AI.

250. You start a website about the game.

251. You become a member of the said website.

252. You title yourself "Supreme Ruler of the World and Destroyer of the Carthaginians and Mongols."

253. You actually think you can come up with 1000 reasons.

254. You marry your computer.

 

[HughMungus]

255. You hate the French more than the average American.

 

[Specialist290]

256. When in history class, you unwittingly blurt out, "Now if I had been in charge..."

257. You've read this entire list so far.

#232 You wonder how the North and South Koreans have been able to keep a ceasefire for 50 turns without declaring war on each other

258...Or signing a permanent peace treaty.

 

[CCA]

259 You Have an intense desire to Attack ANYONE wearing read
260 You break down and cry when your computer locks up

 

[Specialist290]

261. You wonder how all those European nations can cram onto that one small continent without killing each other.

262. You wonder how 20+ cities can survive on the same continent without starving each other out.

263. You catch yourself thinking that the Americans and Chinese can't be around at the same time because they have the same color.

 

[Highgeneral]

264. you think national leaders are immortal

265. you tell your mayor to build city walls

 

[Highgeneral]

266. you fall in love with the greak ambasitor and break up with your girlfriend

 

[Specialist290]

267. You wonder how the UN can have a Secretary-General from West Africa when it's in the United States.

268. When you find out that your best friend is going out with your girlfriend, you greet him the next day with "O untrustworthy leader of the infidels..."

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Originally posted by munki_boi
125) rather than let the computer auto-choose the names of your cities, you custom name each and every one - munki_boiville etc

And in addition:

#269: Rename all the civs, cities, leaders etc to more suit you. Possibly after your friends as a form of 'stress relief'

#270: When protestors were shouting about being against the war, you assumed it was just war weariness and wondered why the appropriate leaders didn't employ Elvis impersonators to quieten them.

 

[ozo]

271. You wonder how you are able to live for 6000 years in the game.

272. You hate it when there's democracy in the teachers room, otherwise you could bribe them!