101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

#477: You start putting spikes on your grenades.
 
#478: Small vehicles can become huge buildings in just seconds (Command & Conquer)

#479: Factories and power plants are constructed in seconds, not weeks

#480: You can plan, design and build a tank and have it rolling out of the factory in just seconds

#481: Planes upon completing a mission just fly really high off the map and cannot be hit by AA afterwards (Act of War)

#482: Then they can be refuelled and sent back out again in less than a minute

#483: Helicopters that have supply crates can drop in from the top of the map and not be attacked and they always have the vehicle you want for a price

#484: You can cancel "construction" of a vehicle just as the helicopter has landed and the vehicle rolls out and is almost ready to be selected and the vehicle and the helicopter will disappear and you get the money back
 
#486:Even over 500 years, we still use bullets and shotguns and stuff (Halo series)

#487: Roughly in this century, we have spaceships, blasters and aging mobile flying command centres and hover vehicles and we're being attacked by damned dirty cyborgs! (Quake IV)
 
488: Tanks and things are built right on the battlefield instead of shipped from the homeland.

489. Wierder still is either barracks are conscructed pre-stocked with soldiers waiting to be called out, or they are actually bred in there.

490. Another theory is that infantry just randomly spawn in men's showers like mildew (TF2).

491. The art of throwing grenades or making stronger armor has to be relearned at every battle.

492. Said learning also has to be learned at front line academies.

493. Pumping electricity into a sniper bullet will make it more powerful when you fire it.

494. All bullets have tracers, but they move slower than the bullets and will hit a wall well after the bullet hole's already there.
 
#497: You think a person can hold a minigun and fire it.
 
#499 You can totally reload any gun by simply taking the clip out, turning it around and jamming the opposite side of it into the gun (W:ET)
 
#500 when engaging in battles both sides will only send a small taskforce of workers to build a huge base and armed force to take out the enemy

yay 500
 
#502: Helicopters just take off from the landing pad when built and hover in the air (Act of War)

#503: When the pad is full, the helicopter always chooses the side of the field with the most AA (Command & Conquer series)

#504: By giving a force a commander, they can start advancing in ranks and not forget it next level (Blitzkrieg 2)

#505: In order for a tank to fire the main gun while moving ,they have to be a veteran

#506: When that tactic is used ,they stop firing the machine gun, when clearly that's a better tactic to use against infantry

#507: You can shoot up trucks with just infantry machine guns or tank machine guns, but you can't shoot up an armoured car or a light wheeled armoured vehicle with machine guns

#508: Seriously, wouldn't trucks in WWII have more armour against mere bullets?

#509: Money is taken by harvesters which are always on the front line (Command & Conquer) as the resource fields always happen to be there

#510: Harvesters cannot shoot each other, even when passing near (Perhaps GDI harvesters can, but a nice cannon there would be better to use)

#511: Only a specialised mercenary sniper can take out the crew of a vehicle, while US Army Pathfinders, the best of the best snipers can only rapidly shoot out infantry with great accuracy and speed

#512: The mercenary sniper's rounds can pass through several tons of high, tank proof armour and knock out everyone in one hit (Magic bullets! Seriously, Jarmen Kell killing an entire Overlord Tank crew with one bullet... from the back!?)

#513: Oh and helicopters always have infinite fuel
 
#514 Characters can hang on a ledge...indefinitely
 
#515: A comet in orbit over a large celestial body such as a galaxy, can influence the pattern of it and create new challenges, including adding coins, reducing HP or making bad guys faster (Super Mario Galaxy)

#516: A galaxy is just a series of planets in no particular order

(It's more like Super Mario Solar System actually)
 
Swedishguy said:
#517 Most Thompsons have 30 shots per round. (BF1942)
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518# That's nothing: rocket launchers can hold 4 rockets and ALL sniper rifles are bolt-action. You never need to reload a minigun, just pick up random pieces of metal and you're good to go.
 
#519: The cake is always a lie

#520: You are given controversial orders and you have no choice but to follow them, even if you know that will kill too many innocent people.

#521: It is only after given one too many controversial orders, some enemy guy tells you the "truth" and you betray the original side and join the enemy, when you should have already done that with the first order, or at least question it!
 
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