101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

397. When you see a communist, you immediately assume he's a bad guy.
 
399: Dragons with little fairies hovering about them are more powerful than the most skilled of the good guys

400: When Spyro was young, he knew fire breath, electric breath, ice breath and earth breath and then forgot them all when battling the Gnorcs and lost his ability to have a health bar

401: Then he gains them back many games later and gets a health bar and all that

402: Chuck Norris is missing from most games
 
407: Blowing up the legs of a huge battlemech only leaves a husk

408: By putting an Engineer inside, somehow the legs are fixed and the mech can stand up, with a bit of damage

409: Bridges can be repaired by putting an engineer in one of the huts

410: Units always have to have a funny, unrealistic idle animation (Zone Troopers doing pushups in heavy suits, Juggernauts pecking at the ground or flexing a leg or swinging the turret from side to side quickly as if sniffing the air or alerted, Mammoth Tanks swinging the turret around)
 
412. Despite all the awfulness that is going on, someone helpful always hangs around to tell you how bad it is.
 
*415 If you're a person thats holding a gun for the first time in your life, you start to shoot on everything that moves.
 
419. Seige equipment are 'intellegent', that they can move, target and reload around on their own without any assistance.
 
Sweidishguy said:
420# A cannon galleon and a bombard tower shooting at each other at the same time will result in that the cannon galleon sinks and the bombard tower gets barely damaged, even if the cannon balls look the same. (Age of Empires II)
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That's because it's a fixed structure designed to withstand bombardment while a galleon is made of wood and if hit with a cannonball would sink. Towers collapse, but don't sink.

421: All projectiles aim for the top of a tower, rather than the middle or the bottom of it

422: All alien vehicles are warped in from the Scrin Mothership, but it does not explain why a captured Scrin warp building would make the vehicle on your side, if the aliens are against you.

423: Nod Militia say "Down with GDI!" even if you're the GDI and you've built them yourself

424: A sniper team just consists of one person (First to Fight: Close Combat)

425: When your team mate "dies" they're just injured, even after taking a couple bullets and insta-healing them with first aid kits
 
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