20,000 ways The Stone is better than the iPhone.

[Dumanios]

96.The iPhone can be crushed by a Pro wrestler's bare hands!

 

[azzaman333]

97. A stone does not have annoying ringtones.
98. A stone has a much smaller range of annoying sounds.
99. A stone's batteries never need replacing.
100. Stones don't stop working when you throw them in a fire.

 

[Abaddon]

101. You can warm a stone and use it to heat your hut.

 

[Aemilius]

102. A man who moves a mountain begins by carrying small stones, not iPhones.

 

[salty mud]

102. A man who moves a mountain begins by carrying small stones, not iPods.

iPHONES.

103. Stones can be found on countless planets throughout the entire universe. iPhones are confined to one.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

104. Stones are almost never confused with iPods.

 

[Dumanios]

105.iPhones are outdated in Star Wars,Star Trek and Stargate;Stones aren't.

 

[Loki130]

106. If you collect stones, you might gain diamonds. If you collect iPhones, you will most likely lose any diamonds you have.
107. Every time I've typed 'iPhone' into this, I've had to delete it and try again.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

108. Stones come in sedimentary, metamorphic, and igneous varieties.

 

[crazyunits]

109. Organized religions can not iPhone minorities they don't like.

 

[Souron]

110. The iPhone doesn't make wonders and walls build faster.

 

[aaglo]

111. Walls made of iPhones are pretty much useless
112. Stones smell good.
113. You can use stones to smoothen out wood planks.

 

[JustinianVII]

114) Stones can slow down global warming. Can an iPhone do that?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081110/sc_nm/us_climate_rocks;_ylt=AiL3_Ni0P_oxZDn13EMEvjcbr7sF

 

[Dumanios]

115:If you pee on iPhone,it's broken.If you pee on a rock,It still works.
116:You can do this with a rock,but not an iPhone
117:Rock is in the dictionary,iPhone isn't
118:Stonehenge,the Rolling Stones,Rocky Road and Rock n Roll are better than iPhonehenge,the Rolling iPhones,iPhony Road and iPhone and Roll

 

[mynameinc]

119) An iPhone resource doesn't give you double production speed for Stonehenge. However, it gives you double production speed for a headache.

120) The spearman that destroyed the tank used an ore, a rock, instead of an iPhone to make his spear.

 

[GreatNinja]

An iphone can't be sold as a pet on Ebay

 

[Stewie0416]

122: It doesnt sound right when someone is Iphoned in the Bible.

 

[mynameinc]

123. In Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur makes a scrabble set out of stones, not iPhones.
124. Chuck Norris is much more likely to own a stone than an iPhone.

 

[mynameinc]

125. You can't kill two birds with one iPhone... I think.

 

[dot]

Only 125 reasons? Seriously? That's not even noteworthy.

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